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Theoretical people are insane kooks.

submitted by usedoilanalysis to TellUpgoat 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 22:09:31 ago (+6/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Conspiracy theorists, critical race theorists, big bang theorists, relativity theorists, germ theorists, quantum theorists, string theorists, don't be a kook, don't be theoretical.


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[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 22:41:42 ago (+0/-0)

Theory always looks good on paper but when applied to real life situations, it usually devolves to shit.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 22:48:02 ago (+3/-0)

I think that shit is fun to think about. That's it. I'm at the point that I can only accept absolute truth on a macro level. I don't even believe my wife when she tells me she doesn't know what she wants for dinner. How the fuck am I supposed to find time to care about the moon being artificial?

[ - ] Panic 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 00:17:58 ago (+3/-0)

Perhaps the moon is natural and your wife is artificial. I have no proof either way. That's just theoretical.

[ - ] observation1 -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 22:52:23 ago (+0/-1)

The opposite if this is coincidence theorists, Creationists, terrain theorists, and people who have no thoughts on advancing physics.

In other words "insane" "theoretical" "kooks"by your definition.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 05:42:03 ago (+0/-0)

Don't be theoretical.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 12:48:33 ago (+0/-0)

If you were consistent with your beliefs, that is.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 12:53:32 ago (+0/-0)

I always lie, and I'm always right!

Bob JR Dobbs.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 13, 2022 22:59:03 ago (+3/-0)

No one really knows what's beyond the event horizon, if it even makes sense to ask. Gravity could be a quantum effect on a macro scale. We don't know. In the absence of such intel we fall back to tactics such as keeping fresh water, food, and medical supplies.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 00:54:57 ago (+2/-0)

Chop wood carry water

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 01:15:22 ago (+0/-0)

what is reality? If any of you know, raise your hand

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 05:42:48 ago (+0/-0)

You know but chose to forget.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 14, 2022 07:42:21 ago (+0/-0)

Reality is slicing your finger open on a piece of metal while working on your car. Reality is fumbling about trying to accomplish a task. Reality is the blood sweat and tears that comes from trying to get anywhere worthwhile in life. Reality is your own weakness and ignorance being made painfully obvious to you and accepting it.