Why do men have nipples? - Upgoat

Why do men have nipples?
submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 00:58:27 ago (+1/-0) (whatever)

Seriously.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 13, 2022 08:02:32 ago (+0/-0)

I have 5 inch areolas

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 13, 2022 08:02:25 ago (+0/-0)

I have 5 inch areolas

[ - ] NotAntifa75 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 12, 2022 20:28:01 ago (+0/-0)

For the same reason that women have brains.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 01:27:20 ago (+2/-0)

Because we can and no one can deny us our God-given nubbins.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 09:01:12 ago (+1/-0)

We start off in the womb female kinda basically (eggs are the foundation) and develope into male.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 03:36:32 ago (+1/-0)

The same reason drive through ATMs have brail. There is one basic model w variation in details,but some minor details carry over to all.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 02:01:37 ago (+0/-0)

nipples clearly have secondary functions that are of some value

[ - ] Bonlio99 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 11, 2022 00:59:59 ago (+0/-0)

You must be the very first person to ever ask that question. Seriously