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"Cylinder"

submitted by BulletStopper to funny 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 11:04:24 ago (+36/-2)     (ace.mu.nu)

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/cylinder.jpg

Uh-huh. Sure.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 12:25:58 ago (+3/-0)

OP SPECIALIZES IN CYLINDERS!

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 12:57:23 ago (+5/-0)

Nope. My area of expertise is the massive steel piston I stuck in your mom.

And wouldn't you know it? The one time I agree to an abortion and she just wouldn't do it.

I swear that woman is a saint.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 13:02:35 ago (+6/-0)

Oh, hey dad.

Pls stop drinking all of my windshield de-icing stuff.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 13:16:06 ago (+2/-0)

Then keep your nose outa my 'shine. Or at least put the jars in the sink, for fuck's sake.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 13:18:53 ago (+0/-0)

But then the jars will get peed on! C'mon dad, think ahead about these things!

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 13:21:36 ago (+0/-0)

That's on you, Sunshine. I piss on my feet in the shower like a man, as God intended. Cured my athletes foot.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 22:43:15 ago (+0/-0)

It's a cylinder

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 14:00:55 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 13:15:40 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] twenty5 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 11:42:30 ago (+4/-2)

reddit blows

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 11:49:36 ago (+0/-0)

Correct. And there are probably some small children somewhere near you that still believe in santa, the tooth fairy and the easter bunny, but you'll have to get started now and move fast!

[ - ] twenty5 -3 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 20:39:46 ago (+0/-3)

you have no point, you die here

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 18:41:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 15:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

Out of an overabundance of compassion and concern, I ran a search to help OP, but it looks like he's boned. :(

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 15:59:00 ago (+0/-0)

Self-correcting problem. One way or another.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 14:33:04 ago (+0/-0)

Well, thanks for sharing reddit for us