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What happens if prince Harry divorces it's nigger?

submitted by 2Drunk to StupidQuestions 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 11:42:53 ago (+7/-0)     (StupidQuestions)

Since they are legally married and living together would that mean she gets half of bongland?


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[ - ] Thought_Criminal 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 12:25:58 ago (+8/-0)

It gets killed in a car wreck in an underpass and Elton will rework one of his songs to honor her memory. I recommend Crocodile Rock.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 13:53:20 ago (+8/-0)*

Crocodile Cuck?

I remember when cuck was young
He and mommy had so much fun

Holding hands and trashing Kings

She made him soft and raised a cuck in the wings

But then mom went against the crown
but at least she didn't drown

The event caused the cuck to hate

So when a schemer came along he thought their Union would be great

But with his titles and his future gone

The cuck became her little pawn

And when he's done she'll be truly gone

Leaving leaving him angry like in Red Dawn

Crocodile Cuck

Crocodile Cuck


Need some work but the bones of a hit are there

Suggestions welcome

[ - ] Breeder 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 16:24:09 ago (+2/-0)

A smash hit if I've ever seen one!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 22:53:25 ago (+1/-0)

Like a limo into a pylon at 90 mph.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 23:03:29 ago (+0/-0)

ohhfff

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 08:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

Just so ya know, almost cut myself doing dishes when I started thinking about this fucking song cause I started laughing too hard.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 22:52:51 ago (+1/-0)

Excellent choice!
I suggest "Crocodile Tears" for song title and theme.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 10, 2022 00:05:03 ago (+1/-0)

It might be the other way around this time

[ - ] yesiknow 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 12:11:57 ago (+7/-0)

If harry dies of monkey pox, aids and a heroin overdose while trying to hang himself nobody will care.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 12:18:22 ago (+3/-0)

No doubt a royal chimpout with Marlin Perkins and the Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom film crew filming 25hrs a day

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 12:00:39 ago (+2/-0)

no one will care

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 12:22:50 ago (+2/-0)

And yet it will be all the MSM reports for at least a week or two.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 13:34:07 ago (+1/-0)

the "MSM" aka corporate media, has a tiny audience

[ - ] SithEmpire 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 22:17:26 ago (+0/-0)

Royally, I don't think Harry can be disgraced any further at this point.

Outside of that, it might help to stop reputation loss with anyone who still had a non-zero estimation of him. He should recoup some back by naming the jew who set him up with the nigger.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 16:25:21 ago (+0/-0)

She comes back here and then we have to hear her sob story for months until she hooks up with a rapper or something.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 16:36:59 ago (+0/-0)

And because she's a nigger she will be given a new status as royalty of the United States of America.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2022 15:55:07 ago (+0/-0)

Ask v/princeharryhate. The royalists are there.

She doesn't get half of Bongland because Harry isn't getting Bongland.