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Here it is in a readable format without the faggot-ass robot voice.

If You Have Two Cows:

Communism: The State takes both and gives you some milk.

Socialism: You give one cow to your neighbor.

Fascism: The State takes both and sells you some milk.

Bureaucratise: The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.

Traditional Capitalism: You sell one cow and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell the herd and retire on the income.

Venture Capitalism: You sell three of them to your publicly listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option to buy one more.

An Italian Corporation: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A French Corporation: You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads because you want THREE cows.

An American Corporation: You sell one cow and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has died.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners money for storing them.

An Irish Corporation: One of the cows is a horse.

An Australian Corporation: Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A Chinese Corporation: You have 300 people milking the two cows. You claim to have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

An Indian Corporation: You worship the cows.

An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you're now a Democracy.

A British Corporation: Both cows are mad.

An Indonesian Corporation: You have 99 cows and mortgaged all of them to the bank to buy milk, then dream that you still have one to spare.

A Greek Corporation: The cows are borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you can't deliver, so you call the IMF, who loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows and milk, but you're out getting a haircut.

Capitalism is more like the corporate jew takes your cows, employs you and your wife (so she's not at home with your children, as well as drive down your wage) to milk the cows at shit pay, then sells the milk back to you at inflated prices. Next they buy your neighbor's cows so you don't buy less expensive milk from them. Then they raise the prices even more. All the while telling you the wealth will trickle down (LOL).

Capitalism puts profit over blood and soil.

the robot voices sound retarded as fuck

NatSoc corporation.
With no Jews around, practically anything you try, simply works..

Nice job,that took a bit of time to put together.Thanks.!!

Ok I mean, fascism? That's been an undefined word for a long time that only gets used as a pejorative, and are we applying the term to the third Reich because we know the economy was the most functional and productive in the world.

Japanese corporation?