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[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 13 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 12:58:04 ago (+13/-0)

By the 6th or 7th edition, there won't be classes, leveling, or even a combat system because it will just be a BLM manifesto.

from the comments lol

[ - ] Weredawg 10 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 13:11:49 ago (+10/-0)

There'll be a combat system, but it'll be built around nerfing non-orc players.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 16:13:26 ago (+4/-0)

You're also not allowed to notice anything that gnomes do.

[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 17:40:21 ago (+0/-0)

Don't give a fuck about the DM's feelings. Call those conniving fucks out every time. Fight them IRL for their in-game shenanigans.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 15:49:22 ago (+3/-0)

And non-orc players being forced to feel bad for beating up on orcs.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 01:28:24 ago (+0/-0)

And get blamed for wars between orc factions.

[ - ] BulletStopper 9 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 13:58:19 ago (+9/-0)

"...we are presenting a replacement for the term ‘race.’ That new term is ‘species.’”

You mean, as in, "Niggers are not part of the human 'race'. They are a separate species."

[ - ] BushChuck 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 15:25:39 ago (+4/-0)

Lol.

I pirate all my D&D manuals, anyhow.



[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 20:21:50 ago (+3/-0)

Even then it's only the older ones that are worth even pirating.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 13:46:50 ago (+4/-0)

Dungeons and dragons. What an absolute waste of something that could have been huge. When world of War craft came out who ever owned d&d should have said ok its time. We will copy world of War craft but can make it in the d and d world. Every module ever made in dungeons and dragons could have been instances in the d and d game. Or thry could have allowed people to write their own and you grab people and go try to go through the dungeon masters module and they could have let the people making stuff share in the profits. It's crazy how d and d dropped the ball on so many levels.

And now they go woke and gonna go broke

[ - ] TheYiddler 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 15:11:46 ago (+4/-0)

They tried that. DDO exists.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 11:30:22 ago (+0/-0)

one of the first Freemium disasters, the game itself wasn't too bad.
"Turbine" was a shit company.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 13:58:31 ago (+3/-0)

Sexdungeons and trannydragons

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 22:57:43 ago (+3/-0)

You were SO CLOSE.

Sex Dungeons and DragQUEENS.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 23:13:18 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck you.

Yours is actually better.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 13:59:31 ago (+2/-0)

you maybe jesting but you know its coming lol

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 14:02:32 ago (+4/-0)

Wizards of the coast has been fagging everything up for years now. Gary Gygax would glare at them sternly, or something.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 13:25:05 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] knightwarrior41 [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 13:40:16 ago (+1/-0)

clever

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 11:31:03 ago (+0/-0)

this guy gets it^

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 13:18:53 ago (+2/-1)

I'm fine with separating by species instead of race.

This is the opposite of what their intent is... to program youth the see speciation instead of racial differences.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 11:55:15 ago (+0/-0)

“Certain races are ‘inherently evil,’ and their actions always pursue goals of cruel intent,” wrote Whittle in March of this year. “Players are trained from the start to expect evil intent from goblins, barbarism from orcs, or kindness from elves.

We aren’t trained for this observation, it’s natural instinct- same as crossing to the other side of the street if a nigger is in your path.
There aren’t nigger elves or white orcs for an obvious reason.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 04:01:14 ago (+0/-0)

Replacing "race" with "species".

You know, if they weren't doing it because they are woke commie fucks, I probably would say that it actually makes sense.

Dwarves, Elves, Humans, Halflings, Orcs, Niggers... All different species.

Drow, High elves, Wood Elves... Different races of the same species.


2nd Edition is still the best edition. Fight me.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2022 00:57:27 ago (+0/-0)

the real world has become fantasy

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 23:17:28 ago (+0/-0)

This happenes 2 or 3 years ago

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 16:12:50 ago (+0/-0)

I'm currently working on an alternative called Graveyards and Golems (subject to change but I think it works) where race is more than just a minor stat bump and your sex affects your stats and abilities as well. Will let you fags know when it's playable in probably 6-12 months.