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Don't do it..

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 10:14:34 ago (+37/-0)     (whatever)

Don't jack off.
I know it's hard but you got this. Walk it off walk away.


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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 15:14:02 ago (+0/-0)

I second this post.

Excellent timing

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 18:50:16 ago (+0/-0)

Porn Addiction is real

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 14:52:12 ago (+1/-0)

I was taking a shower cleaning my junk, too late. I then did an oil change, rebuilt a VANOS just finished doing a full brake service, fluid flush, rotors and pads. Still horny, what do? If I go out there's an endless sea of art hoes to tempt me. Maybe I should just nap.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 15:19:07 ago (+1/-0)

If it was an Olympic event Id be a medal contender in 3 different categories. Frequency, distance, and duration.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 17:05:45 ago (+0/-0)

I won the gold in the Volume competition.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 17:02:28 ago (+1/-0)

I know it's hard...

Faggot.

[ - ] NeonGreen 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 12:33:41 ago (+3/-1)

Damn, my poor wife is going to be a hot mess if I don't jack off. Like she's going to be blowing me and getting railed 3 times a day more then currently.

Jerking off is a kindness.

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 13:24:56 ago (+6/-0)

Fuck the wife.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 14:20:30 ago (+2/-0)

That's what he's doing.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 16:08:34 ago (+1/-0)

Not enough apparently.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 15:20:11 ago (+2/-0)

If it built muscle I look like a crab with one huge arm

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 17:03:45 ago (+1/-0)

I try to use both: right on even days and left on odd. It's all about the aesthetics, con.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 16:07:45 ago (+2/-0)

I made it through no fap november, I think I can make it through don't diddle your dick december. Just stop jackin it jaunary is looking a little dicey though.

[ - ] Scyber 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 17:14:46 ago (+4/-1)

And then Furiously Fappin February is right around the corner.

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 16:15:23 ago (+2/-0)

Just fuck your old lady if you feel like jacking off.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 11:45:35 ago (+6/-0)

I read this RIGHT AFTER I defiled yet another sock

[ - ] Nein 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 12:50:14 ago (+3/-0)

Me too bro, me too... not right after, but like 2 hours after.

Though it felt pretty good, hadn't done it for like a month. As an excuse: My waifu is on it's period today.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 17:52:58 ago (+2/-0)

Is there something wrong with her mouth and butthole?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 8 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 10:53:18 ago (+8/-0)

Get a hobby. whittling or guitar or drawing or reading or fix a car or something.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 16 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 10:59:56 ago (+16/-0)

Relax! Don't do it... when you want to cum..

[ - ] Metanoid 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 15:10:20 ago (+4/-0)

Top comment, yet still underrated...