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Elon Musk was made an honorary Raelian in April

submitted by SecretHitler to TellUpgoat 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 19:41:49 ago (+27/-1)     (www.rael.org)

https://www.rael.org/hg/97-elon-musk/

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[ - ] Jerd34 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 23:42:17 ago (+8/-0)

Elon's starlink was probably a cover for bluebeam tech. They can turn the ionosphere into a 3d holographic display. create/fake whatever they want, Santa claus, return of Jesus, or heck, the Mothership, with our alien ancestors. Now you have a physical appearance the whole world sees at once, default 80%+ will immediately fall to their knees worshipping their holographic lizard masters. The new religion is concrete.

we may as well be living in a rick and morty episode

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 07:07:39 ago (+0/-0)

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT. GOOD JOB!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 08:59:20 ago (+0/-0)

bluebeam tech

Is stupid, all they have to do is show the narrative on TV and the NPC masses will fall all over themselves to worship and/or not be racist.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 21:43:23 ago (+8/-0)

Okay this is getting weird now.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 22:12:30 ago (+4/-0)

Never even heard of it before today. It's pretty wild.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 22:24:06 ago (+3/-0)

I'd heard of them many years ago but had no idea that was their symbol.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 23:11:53 ago (+3/-0)

that doesn't mean musk was aware of it

[ - ] beece 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 08:02:10 ago (+1/-0)*

I misread the title: thought it said "Elon Musk was made an honorary Reptilian in April".......


[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 03:37:12 ago (+1/-0)

More reason not to trust this fucker.

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 00:15:29 ago (+1/-0)

It says he bought twitter in April. That shit just happened a few weeks ago, at best.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 23:40:33 ago (+1/-0)

Did Elon know this happened?

[ - ] SecretHitler [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 23:49:08 ago (+1/-0)

That's a good question I was wondering that too. Also did Ye know? Changes the meaning of the tweet a little if he did.

[ - ] Jerd34 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 23:35:53 ago (+1/-0)

what, yall didn't read yer bibbles.. its all there. whether it be real prophecy, or the pre-packaged self-fulfilling kind, it seems to be happening. the new (Global) religion is here.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 14:27:40 ago (+0/-0)

I'm thinking of joining

[ - ] VaccineWaters 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 08:49:40 ago (+0/-0)

Those Rælian slags are alright

[ - ] Jerd34 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 23:32:56 ago (+0/-0)

i knew he was a salamander

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 23:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

you mean the Israeli alien sex cult?

[ - ] SecretHitler [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 23:47:33 ago (+1/-0)

Yep. If you missed the other story today Ye tweeted the raelian swastika/kike star logo and Elon banned him for it for "inciting violence"

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 23:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

also lol at that scam artist

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 21:37:36 ago (+0/-0)

interesting lolol