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Musk fucked and simped for amber heard. Yet people still held onto hopium
submitted by HeyJames to whatever 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 08:53:55 ago (+29/-0) (whatever)

That shows a man's character right there. Only a low energy cuck would simp for a slut who is essentially famous for being garbage can johnny depp's leftovers

Musk fanatics on suicide watch as the censoring continues and Musk brags about neural chips and carbon tax credits at WEF after signing a new Chinese outsourcing deal

Let the Elon nut swinger tears flow

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[ - ] Lordbananafist 5 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 09:20:44 ago (+5/-0)

are the musk fanatics in the room with you?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 09:34:28 ago (+4/-1)

They're busy shitting the bed.

[ - ] con77 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 10:05:40 ago (+4/-1)

I'd let her shit on my bed

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:48:02 ago (+2/-0)

Elon can shit on my bed if he buys me a house to go around it.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 12:57:49 ago (+2/-0)

He'd trick you and buy you an AFRICAN house to go around it [which is also made out of poo].

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 16:13:05 ago (+1/-0)

Ha!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:45:52 ago (+1/-0)

Oh con! Damn! XD

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 13:47:54 ago (+1/-0)

Con would shit in your bed

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 10:41:01 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 12:58:34 ago (+2/-0)

I AM AN AH FAN!

Wait, fuck, I meant Adolf Hitler.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:23:05 ago (+0/-1)

No they're in a safety camp

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:56:51 ago (+4/-0)

Only people that were deeply invested in someone like elon “saving them” is disappointed that he’s not some sort of right wing savior.

He’s way better than that dipshit Dorsey and that street shitter cunt he had in tow.

He’s useful.

Is he he a white knight or a demon?

This is a baby-ish way of thinking.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 15:48:40 ago (+2/-0)

Only people that were deeply invested in someone like elon “saving them” is disappointed that he’s not some sort of right wing savior.

If there's one lesson I wish everyone here would reflect on it's this.

He’s useful

This is how we should measure everything. It's not "is this good or bad?" it's "how can we use this?"

[ + ] Rawrination

[ - ] Rawrination 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 3, 2022 02:32:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah Jan 6th taught me all I needed to know about where loyalties and following the savior of the week gets you. Trump did a lot of talking and not a lot good, and arguably the most bad. Covid bs started under him. But what really sealed the deal is how Trump has been quite happy to say nothing to support the political prisoners.

[ + ] Sunman_Omega

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 13:21:40 ago (+1/-0)

You're not wrong but I still wouldn't put any trust in Musk. Dorsey and the streetshitter hires were pure scun-of-the-earth filth tho, so there's that.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 09:40:16 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 10:27:38 ago (+1/-1)

It's hilarious watching Q shit fail, and it does every time. Each time some big Q happening fails I buy a gun accessory, some ammo, or a firearm.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:10:25 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:20:59 ago (+3/-1)

We just had a celebrity praising Hitler publicly, posting swastikas and outing jews while making an ass out of Alex Jones so I'd say things are doing better than average.

I wouldn't consider that Q shit. Qtardism is thinking jew associated billionaires like musk will save you.

[ + ] knightwarrior41

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:34:05 ago (+1/-0)

Qtardism

fucking LOL

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:43:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:41:17 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:47:02 ago (+2/-0)

No, but so far it isn't hurting and it's more than any of us have been able to accomplish.

Nothing has happened other than firing people to save money and hopium tweets lol

Just saying "Qtard" doesn't mean you've made a point.

I don't have to make a point because observing business as jews-ual repeating over and over again speaks for itself

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:52:51 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing has happened other than firing people to save money and hopium tweets lol

The discourse has improved dramatically and now right wing opinions are way more numerous.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:48:30 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:53:15 ago (+0/-0)

I don't need a brain with all these smart billionaires fighting for me lmao

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:55:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 13:49:01 ago (+0/-0)

Finally something I agree with. Buy ammo, grow food

Continue thread

[ + ] Alexiborodin

[ - ] Alexiborodin 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:26:56 ago (+0/-0)

basically

[ + ] chrimony

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 12:45:07 ago (+1/-0)

We just had a celebrity praising Hitler publicly, posting swastikas and outing jews

So any good points he or his new sidekick Nick Fuentes made are immediately drowned out and ignored.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 12:55:32 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] chrimony

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 13:45:36 ago (+1/-0)

What, like some civnat, boomer tier, d vs r political shit?

Like anybody that is on the fence. Some guy starting to wonder about the jews via Kanye is going to hear the next thing he did was start praising Hitler and immediately turn off.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 12:56:29 ago (+2/-0)

He's quite obviously not *our guy**, and not even a good guy.

Buy he is somehow better than the competition here in clown world.

If you want a job done right, as they say...

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 16:34:05 ago (+1/-0)

You have to remember that Elon is in reality and nerd who's just been very successful and has a lot of money. Sure he's a lot less naive than he used to be but I think he was still pretty naive when he was hanging around with Amber Heard. I think he was kind of naive when he bought Twitter apparently he had no idea that all the Jewish advertisers would pull out and that they could crush him even if he had 200 billion dollars they could devalue his Tesla stock they could get him out of control of Tesla they could boycott all his products they could do all these things. I don't think he had any idea that that was possible. I think he was naive and he bought Twitter thinking he could make it more fair and he just had no idea what he was up against.

Or maybe I'm just naive and he's just a plant.

All I really care about is that he gets some cool rockets going to mars. All the rest of his projects are meh.

But if he gets that giant new rocket fully reusable and able to launch tons of stuff into space and actually build something on the moon and maybe get some stuff going on Mars and send tons of probes to space then that alone will be enough to make his existence extremely worthwhile no matter what side of the political fence you're on.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 16:31:42 ago (+1/-0)

I don't think anybody knew just how much of a s*** she was until that trial. I didn't know she had been a stripper apparently.

[ - ] chupacabra21 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 09:51:40 ago (+1/-0)

Someone sounds like a 12 year old

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 13:00:50 ago (+2/-0)

Well it ain't me. I sound distinctly much more like a 13 year old!

[ - ] HelpAcct123 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 09:41:37 ago (+1/-0)

I dont understand why a billionaiare or any celebrity wants someone elses sloppy seconds. Why bother hooking up with people that have been passed around in a cesspool? Its disgusting to me but im not in the club so what do I know.

Agree with op though it says a lot about character.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 10:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

Any woman that good looking has had sex with literally hundreds of people

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 15:50:20 ago (+0/-0)

That's an exaggeration but it's true for enough of them.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 16:15:36 ago (+0/-0)

Have you had sex with more than one person?

[ + ] HelpAcct123

[ - ] HelpAcct123 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 3, 2022 11:44:38 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, regretfully. But these decisions are also based on background knowledge. If im rich, and i know a celeb has been with this laundry list of people, who in turn have their own laundry list of partners, then im turning it down. Celebs sleep with lots of people, which also raises the possibility of stds, e.g see the ARod herpes web. This is different than a smalltown hookup because there are far fewer partners involved.

But i understand your point. Everyone has sloppy seconds nowadays, but not at the scale of a celeb.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 5, 2022 18:12:22 ago (+0/-0)

Everybody has sloppy seconds and everybody IS sloppy seconds. Theres is a lot of complaining about sloppy seconds from people with significant body counts. Nobody has to take on sloppy 47ths, but I feel people (and by that I mean men, lol) should not be too picky about women with whom they have comparable body counts. Its hypocrisy. Im aware of the ARod epidemiological case study.

[ - ] Jerd34 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 3, 2022 08:29:16 ago (+0/-0)

"that shows a man's CHARACTER" key word. not a man, a character. just like kanye, trump, biden, juden dickface, etc.. they're all characters in this movie

[ - ] Nein 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 15:13:19 ago (+0/-0)

He really goes under your skin, doesn't he?

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 15:29:48 ago (+0/-0)

The carbon tax and neural implants are actually quite enjoyable goy

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 11:08:19 ago (+0/-0)

Elon fanboys are low IQ betacuck faggots.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 10:04:58 ago (+1/-1)

I'd let her shit on my bed

[ - ] Hadza 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 10:26:32 ago (+4/-0)

21st century courtship, where you woo women with how nice your bed is to shit at

[ + ] chrimony

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 2, 2022 12:45:35 ago (+1/-0)

Of course you would.