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I'm thinking of using jew made online dating app to fuck random bitches.

submitted by usedoilanalysis to TellUpgoat 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 14:56:10 ago (+3/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Here's my bio:

5'7" narcissistic balding spic who is in relatively good shape, looking to gaslight the shit out of some 5 or 6, and blame her for all my problems in as toxic a manner as possible. Decent paying job but still lives at home to save money, I ain't spending shit on you bitch, I'm in it to scam you out of your savings. You will have to fund my lifestyle, and cars aren't cheap. Sex game is weak, take it or leave it.

What do you think?


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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:03:34 ago (+3/-0)

Lol! Bitches are going to getting their bitch AIDS all over you right away!

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 17:06:03 ago (+1/-0)

You belong in South America, shitskin.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 17:24:13 ago (+0/-0)

I'm white skinned, I like it here, but you can try to make me move.

[ - ] Dakrimo 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 00:31:21 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck you, you brown nigger

[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:24:53 ago (+1/-0)

Make sure you start telling her about the jews while you're inside her.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 16:44:23 ago (+1/-0)

Bonus points if she's jewish too?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 22:32:09 ago (+0/-0)

You're jewish?

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 17:38:47 ago (+0/-0)

No, not that I'm aware.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:05:56 ago (+1/-0)

you don't have to AB test spics as much because they can self-transport with their feet.

unless you're like a dominican or some other kind of islander.

islander types should be prepared to pretend they're mexicans or "connected by land spics"

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:09:15 ago (+1/-0)

Peruvian.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

there ya go. dry feet the whole way down.

I'm not going to tell you what to do because I'm not a transportation monkey... BUT... you are able to do some stuff that other people can't do without getting wet. Remember that.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:14:24 ago (+0/-0)

I get wet with automotive lubricants, and she better expect the same, even if her pussy is dry and crusty, I'll lube it up.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:15:42 ago (+0/-0)

lol do whatever you want. opportunity only knocks once tho.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:25:15 ago (+1/-0)

Funny story

Over a decade ago way over a decade ago back when America was at least pretending to do something about the border and they were rounding illegals up some thought they were smart and would say they were Puerto Rican which might have worked but the dumb fucks would be asked how they got here and they would answer foot or by bus which would them get them caught.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:11:00 ago (+0/-0)

Why?

[ - ] Lordbananafist 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:14:41 ago (+3/-0)

they're not going to hang out when the fighting starts. c'mon.

we're gonna lose 90% of our wetbacks overnight once team matches in minecraft start.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:24:37 ago (+0/-0)

That's a good point I hadn't really considered before.

They have a history of leaving places that get violent or otherwise unwelcoming, and a direct path home where there is likely family to take them in.

They'll split immediately.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:27:57 ago (+1/-0)

I assume they all have a "go word" that will pop up on telemundo when they're supposed to leave.

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 04:57:39 ago (+0/-0)

They're just waiting for you OP, you'll do great!

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 2, 2022 07:58:17 ago (+0/-0)

You realize this is a joke right? Do you not see how many women are out here this week? I don't even have to try.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:07:57 ago (+1/-2)

I think you should play Russian roulette instead.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 15:09:32 ago (+1/-0)

You have no sense of humor.