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Delusion

submitted by UncleDoug to FeminismIsCancer 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 07:40:03 ago (+17/-0)     (u.smutty.horse)

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The only thing she can't do is fall pregnant.


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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:50:29 ago (+1/-0)

Is this Adele?

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 14:26:18 ago (+0/-0)

LOL, it kind of looks like skinny Adele

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:48:48 ago (+0/-0)

Mmmmm barren insecure spinster meat, the most willing to be defiled.

FUCK and chuck. Make sure you get paid first.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:46:34 ago (+3/-1)

Delusion that tons of guys won’t go for this offer.

Why do Brits say “fall pregnant” ? Lol its the funniest expression .

oops I slipped and fell....on a dick... apparently Ive caught something.

Its just seems like such an accidental expression: where will pregancy fall next? Who will be hit? Its all so random!

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:54:31 ago (+2/-0)

You are making fun of an expression because it reminds you of the bitter truth you are childless forever

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:56:13 ago (+1/-0)

Youre childless forever too. No one will ever reproduce with you because you are so sour!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 17:19:07 ago (+0/-0)

Joke’s on you hag because I’m not old like you are.
And I’m very sweet to my loved ones, unlike your sour grapes ass

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:30:15 ago (+1/-0)

Because the guy used to kick them down the stairs?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:46:50 ago (+0/-0)

No thats the Irish.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 12:35:55 ago (+0/-0)

That was the joke

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 15:51:53 ago (+0/-0)

It's a woman's way of excusing her part in getting pregnant!

It had nothing to do with her fucking chad.

It just mysteriously happened!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 17:20:23 ago (+0/-0)

I guess it's the same phrasing as "fall ill." It's a medical condition that happens to you.

[ - ] con77 -2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:20:40 ago (+1/-3)

ass to mouth for sure

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:38:09 ago (+1/-0)

Ew!

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:54:25 ago (+1/-0)

Kinda degenerate and jewy though. I've never been into poop stuff.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:55:59 ago (+1/-0)

Because you are White

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:54:56 ago (+1/-0)

That’s really disgusting, kys

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -1 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 14:48:36 ago (+1/-2)*

Yet you will eat sausages in natural casings. Hypocrite. You will put pig shit tubes in your mouth and eat them but you won't stick your dick into a human "casing". Fucking hilarious. Your dick doesn't have taste buds. Now say "Jew" to obfuscate your hypocrisy.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 15:28:26 ago (+2/-0)

So you're saying you would fuck a pig's asshole? You're extra nasty.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 17:26:12 ago (+0/-0)

He already does - his wife’s

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -1 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 15:41:08 ago (+0/-1)

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it? You're kinda extra stupid huh? Hitler would love for you to stay a secret because you're embarrassingly stupid.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 17:24:41 ago (+1/-0)

It is, and it's not my fault you don't consider what you're implying when you spout off dumb shit online.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 17:24:48 ago (+2/-0)*

You are absolutely disgusting and degenerate. Sodomy is sodomy is sodomy!
A rectum is a rectum. Penis doesn’t belong in a shit expelling tube you sick diseased sodomite.
You are so sick and far up your boyfriend’s butthole, you are drawing absolutely inaccurate equivalencies here. You fucking retard, sausages are incased in intestine lining not the rectum, you shit eating vermin.
Hope you die of flesh eating disease soon.
Also, the casings are washed before stuffing, they are not full of shit, you sick fuck. You will be getting a gut eating parasite soon, and that would be well deserved.

Now say "Jew"
Why state the obvious

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:07:20 ago (+0/-0)*

"sausages are incased in intestine lining not the rectum"

What the fuck do you think leads to the rectum you moron?

"Hope you die of flesh eating disease soon."

I'm not going anywhere. You're tightassedness will kill you far faster than anything I do to myself. You literal retard.

"Also, the casings are washed before stuffing, they are not full of shit, you sick fuck."

Are you a fucking virgin or 75 years old? Hard to tell with the ignorance spewing forth.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:23:04 ago (+0/-0)

You are so vile your brain is rotting from the bacteria you got from eating human faeces.
Your ad hominems are not even relevant to eating sausages. You obviously have something against pork.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 18:49:51 ago (+0/-0)*

Nobody said anything about eating human faeces. You concocted that in your room temperature IQ mind. It seems YOUR brain is the one rotting. Go back and read everything I've said. Tell me where I said anything about eating human shit? Go ahead. I'll wait you fucking retard.

Yeah. I have something against pork. Since I ate pork tonight and posted in /v/food a meal I made with pulled pork. Idiot. You've obviously got a problem with logic and reading comprehension. Not surprising when you've got shit for brains.

Don't bother responding. I'm tired of dealing with the "slow".

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 1, 2022 12:22:38 ago (+0/-0)

You are the slow and sick. I am telling you you eat human faeces because you’re a sodomite. No matter what sick reasonings you employ, the fact remains you are a degenerate sick fuck by definition.
Goodbye kys

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 3, 2022 17:24:03 ago (+0/-0)

Sad.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:40:50 ago (+0/-0)

So much the better.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 11:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

When I see glasses like that, I know.

There are certain outward signs of toxicity. Without exception, every woman I know who went in for that style of glasses is a progressive nut job with no individual identity not built from month-old TikTok tropes, and who holds strong opinions about things she knows nothing about.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:37:48 ago (+1/-0)

Is it the catseye or the tortoise shell.?

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 14:04:49 ago (+2/-0)

Both, but weighing more heavily on the former. I have a handful of specific women in my life, in my age range, that all picked up the trend at the same time, more or less. These people blow wherever the wind does. This isn't a sex-specific issue. These 'signs' are really just signs of the NPC. But the OP is an instance of a woman doing it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 14:10:43 ago (+2/-0)

Men in skinny jeans. If youre out of college there can be no excuse for wearing skinny jeans as a man. Death to skinny jeaned men.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 14:21:10 ago (+2/-0)

That's a good one. There are many.

- Beer snobbery and the distribution of unwanted minute details about the chess skills of local brewery owners
- Over-tattooed and 'tattooing on a schedule'
- Beards and manicuring them with all of the delicateness of a woman pampering herself
- Generally, the 'alpha cosmopolitan' who wears all the outward signs of masculinity, but owns legos and has tits

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 15:04:03 ago (+1/-0)

the distribution of unwanted minute details about the chess skills of local brewery owners

You do paint a picture.

but owns legos and has tits

I like legos and I never minded a little bit of man tit. You know, a-cup.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 09:32:01 ago (+3/-0)

Cats. So.Many.Cats.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:40:12 ago (+1/-1)

I like cats. She's kinda hot and slutty. I'm recently divorced and broke. She just might be my soulmate. I'll fuck her brains out and deposit my load in multiple places for her.

[ - ] WanderingToast 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 08:34:57 ago (+3/-0)

Spinster having her last hurrah

[ - ] goatfugee12 11 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 08:18:20 ago (+12/-1)

wait she said "I can finance your lifestyle" this is a cougar spending her alimony and child support on a young chad cub.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 8 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 08:57:16 ago (+9/-1)

What a ride though.. post wall are fun af, very appreciative.
When you go from buying girl's everything to getting pampered by one, it can be intoxicating.
That's my whole statement, being treated nicely isn't terrible. You should try it.

Disclaimer: be prepared to deal with crazy.

[ - ] con77 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:20:01 ago (+5/-0)

that goes without saying

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 5 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:42:32 ago (+5/-0)

As if every other woman before this one wasn't an exercise in "dealing with crazy". This one is just more appreciative of your consideration.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:27:07 ago (+3/-0)

This guy gets it.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 12:46:31 ago (+4/-0)

I played with post wall bitches when I was in my twenties. It was depressing as hell. One of them had a house's worth of furniture crammed into a small apartment so her ex wouldn't get it and there was no room for anything.

They all have something to compensate for their issues. A lot of them get small pets and/or drink tons of wine or take pills. They can be fun for a while but, like all women you're not serious about, make sure to keep them separate from the rest of your life.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:27:58 ago (+3/-0)*

Tell them about the karaoke machine.
Her voice isn't that bad and you get blowjob if you clap at the end.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 13:51:17 ago (+2/-0)

How is it chad to waste your precious sperm on a dried up barren hag?

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 14:31:22 ago (+2/-0)

precious sperm? What a faggot you must be... We aren't talking eggs in a woman we can make more every day up until death.

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 30, 2022 07:55:37 ago (+1/-0)

My lifestyle is 8 to 12 hours of me time before I start my day. I need 12k$ a month to spuge on her shut lips.