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[ - ] Shotinthedark 5 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 13:14:23 ago (+5/-0)

I'd beat the fat one to death with the skinny one

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 13:29:41 ago (+0/-0)

yuuup

[ - ] Jerd34 -3 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 13:15:42 ago (+0/-3)

while you guys are wasting your ammo on these wet sheets, my army will be seizing strategic assets, securing land, building numbers and increasing power and reach

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 13:30:05 ago (+5/-0)

youre the one on the left

[ - ] Jerd34 -1 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 13:40:25 ago (+0/-1)

no pal, I go right down the middle in a straight and narrow fashion. And I will destroy anything that gets in my path.

[ - ] HillarysBalls 3 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 14:49:24 ago (+3/-0)

The fat chick???

[ - ] Jerd34 -1 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 14:56:48 ago (+0/-1)

apparently you have never ridden a moped

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 13:56:36 ago (+1/-0)

do you really think this line of thinking was unique to you?

[ - ] Jerd34 -1 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 14:00:26 ago (+0/-1)

I was hoping not, actually a bit relieved there might be.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 13:51:49 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] ilikeskittles 2 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 13:57:59 ago (+2/-0)

Kill them with fire.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 16:29:48 ago (+1/-0)

I was once at my nephews house when a kid ran into a hanging bird feeder. The flopping, screaming, the over the top reaction of the mother.. any generation born after 1970 will be slaughtered or enslaved. I’m getting pretty sick of mowing by ten acres and maintaining my pool. I need a slave. I need one bad.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 18:37:48 ago (+1/-0)

How you gonna enslave anyone from the old folks home though?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.9 yearsDec 3, 2022 15:01:06 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, you’re right. I was born in 67. I should have said ‘anyone born after 2000’. I was typing while drunk. My bad.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 17:41:30 ago (+3/-0)

I say, Dangus looks good in red

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 2.0 yearsNov 28, 2022 19:17:48 ago (+1/-0)