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Florida Woman Sues Kraft Over Velveeta Shells & Cheese ‘Ready Time,’ Asks for Over $5 Million

submitted by Steelerfish to ClownWorld 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 12:30:04 ago (+10/-0)     (www.thegatewaypundit.com)

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/florida-woman-sues-kraft-velveeta-shells-cheese-ready-time-asks-5-million/

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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 12:57:15 ago (+3/-0)

That is pretty silly.

They'll probably settle out of court for a 50 cent coupon off her next purchase of $PRODUCT.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:18:05 ago (+1/-0)

Award her damages of one free deportation to Libya.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:24:18 ago (+0/-0)

Her lawyer should be horsewhipped

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:40:35 ago (+0/-0)

She is the lawyer. It's a class action lawsuit.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:39:59 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like that whore fairbanks is desperate for something to write about.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:43:16 ago (+5/-0)

WTF are are people bitching out the spic chick for?? Everyone should drown those globalist fuckers in nuisance lawsuits.

[ - ] FellowWhite 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 00:22:55 ago (+1/-0)

Lawsuits like this will just encourage people to file frivolous lawsuits against small companies that wouldn't be able to afford constant legal trouble.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 05:17:28 ago (+0/-0)

The taxpayer better buy the drugs for addicts or else they'll rob you.

And cigarettes are as addictive as heroin, so taxpers better buy those too,

And alcoholics.

And you better not disafree with a liberal or you'll cause psychological traumas and cripple the population.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 16:57:39 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly. The only way to hurt them is death by thousand cuts until more direct methods become available.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 17:11:44 ago (+0/-0)

You know I was thinking " Wow what a bitch" But at the same time you are right fuck these goy slop serving kikes.

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 15:31:17 ago (+0/-0)

Blame it on jews or stupidity all you want but lawsuits like this make sure companies are honest because they're sure as fuck gonna lie to you any way they can just to get your money.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 15:49:15 ago (+1/-0)

Actually, I think I'm ok with this. Goyslop corps should be made to suffer. I say, sue them for $5billion!

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 16:34:34 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I like the idea of this. Why doesn't everybody start suing for any sort of reason?

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 16:49:09 ago (+0/-0)

How about 6 gorillion?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 17:15:01 ago (+0/-0)

"You are correct ma'am, I award you a years supply of Shells" because it's a retarded suit and because it's retarded. This is why your world is retarded.

tard

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 20:59:41 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn't say "ready to eat" just ready. It's ready to stir after the 3.5 minutes.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 20:12:00 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. Fuck yeah.