☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
2

Why do chicks think it's sexy to take pictures with their mouth open?

submitted by usedoilanalysis to AskGoats 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 09:51:53 ago (+2/-0)     (AskGoats)

Is it supposed to signal they're ready to eat a burrito? Do they think guys like retarded chicks usually if you can't close your mouth it's because you're retarded.

Or are they showing off the work their dentist did?


16 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] Steelerfish 10 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 10:30:19 ago (+10/-0)

It’s because they don’t know how to shut the fuck up.

[ - ] meat 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 10:55:10 ago (+2/-1)

This literally made me laugh out loud. A wheezy, genuine laugh. Thanks

[ - ] Cunt 9 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 10:10:14 ago (+9/-0)

It's because Marilyn Monre was told she looked fat with her mouth closed and slimmer with it slightly open.

That or they want you to think their mouth is ready to receive your dick.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 11:38:24 ago (+4/-0)

always thought it was the dick part, but I have one, so I would think that...

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 10:23:06 ago (+2/-0)

Women who do that genuinely look retarded, in a literal sense.

[ - ] Sector7 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 12:32:57 ago (+4/-0)*

Has open mouth replaced the 'fish lips' pose? They're either mouth breathers, or professional penis puppeteers.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 12:36:12 ago (+2/-0)

50:50 maybe?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 10:54:46 ago (+3/-0)

It's because they're airheads.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 28, 2022 02:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

Like balloons.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 11:35:43 ago (+3/-0)

Instagram culture and current thing™ fashion trends.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 28, 2022 02:29:56 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. Check out the chicks on Reddit B cups.But then...that is a sexy site so such behaviour is justified.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:27:52 ago (+2/-0)

Broads will do whatever they're told in their journey of fame and fortune, no matter how stupid they look or how humiliating the act, a female's life is guided by vanity and envy...a skinny legged twig, barely clothed and smeared in makeup is told to strut down a "run way" as a "model" and suddenly she thinks that she's important and an asset to the world....and totally oblivious to the clown image she projects.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 09:53:02 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers beat off to it like apes and the girls get a discount on their drugs.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 18:54:32 ago (+0/-0)

They're following their handlers instructions.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 28, 2022 02:28:02 ago (+0/-0)

They often have their tongue poking out too. I think it's all meant to be salacious.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 28, 2022 09:54:51 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe if they appear retarded, men will think they're easy to trick into bed?