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You got egg on you 🖕

submitted by UncleDoug to funny 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 09:45:36 ago (+3/-1)     (u.smutty.horse)

https://u.smutty.horse/mklhxxqobbo.mp4



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[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 09:56:07 ago (+4/-0)

You shouldn't do shitty things like that to a little kid.
Their world is very small.

That bitch just ruined that kids week.

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 10:12:55 ago (+2/-0)

Yep. I almost understand an uncle like Doug doing to their nieces and nephews but I can't fathom why parents would play pranks on their own children.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 11:16:32 ago (+4/-0)

It builds character, stop raising pussies ffs.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 14:04:30 ago (+1/-0)

No, it was the sadistic kind of enjoyment she got from the little girl's disappointment.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 11:13:16 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 11:31:40 ago (+2/-0)

Newsflash kids are impressionable.

They stop being impressionable after you abuse them and sow seeds of distrust.

So... If you want to raise your kid you have to be trustworthy and honest to a fault because your deceptions and your lies will be uncovered eventually and then you just lost that kid to the jews and niggers.

Here's a story to help.

A kid said a bunch of rude shit to his mother one day and his father took him aside calmly and asked him why.
The kid replied he was angry.
Pops took the kid out back to the fence with a hammer and some nails.

He said all right son, let's get some of that anger out of you. I want you to pound the nails into the fence.

The kid did as instructed with great fervor smashing the nails into the wood as if he was killing it.

Panting, finished and not as angry the kid thought he had learned a good way to vent anger.

Then the father said ok son, now pull all those nails out of the fence.
The kid, bewildered said I CANT DO THAT!! THEY ARE IN THERE TOO GOOD!!

That's right son. You can't get them out no matter how hard you try.
Remember that. Those nails are just like angry words. Once they are said there's no taking them back ever. So control your anger and watch what you say in anger because you can't take it back.

Next time, I'll whip your ass with a hickory switch. as you were, soldier.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 12:59:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:20:46 ago (+1/-0)

or now the kid is going to show that trick to a friend.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:21:44 ago (+1/-0)

And you make a shitty kid that way. /Golfclap

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:22:56 ago (+1/-0)

Or I get a kid with a sense of humor.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:45:05 ago (+1/-0)

That never calls or visits because they know better than to be involved in a relationship with someone they can't trust.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 15:06:47 ago (+2/-0)

You guys are getting too carried away. Little kids were made for silly jokes, riddles, and pranks.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:55:17 ago (+1/-0)

What happens on Christmas? Do we do the santa thing or no?

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 18:36:40 ago (+1/-0)

Apparently not, we can only raise autistics.

I'm sure the girl will be fine.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 18:51:43 ago (+1/-0)

Remember this one? https://youtu.be/ji1P1PvOcrw

A call to cps nowadays I guess

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 19:40:58 ago (+0/-0)

Haha, won't somebody think of the children, they'll grow up mentally damaged forever!

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 14:40:06 ago (+0/-0)

You will participate in feats of strength as part of festivus. After which you will never celebrate anything, ever again. Strangers will know your child much better than you ever will.
The hollow feeling of frustration and abandonment will eventually consume your mind, then your body. A death of a thousand cuts.

https://festivusweb.com/festivus-feats-of-strength.php

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 15:05:32 ago (+2/-0)

I don't understand our users who think this is wrong. Both of them can go play this prank on someone else, together.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 16:46:31 ago (+2/-0)

Because fun turns marshmallows into niggers apparently.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 22:47:15 ago (+2/-0)

I've heard of this. Dindu puffins.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 12:19:47 ago (+1/-0)

She might as well learn about disappointment now.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:30:02 ago (+1/-0)

Completely missing the point that you must trust your parent or instructor 100%.

Niggers always fail this one.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4L-n8Z7G0ic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcmrCLL7Rtw

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 28, 2022 02:38:51 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. Same people who complain about this are also telling their children santa clause is spying on them and leveraging that fear to get them to brush their teeth.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 28, 2022 04:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

^ This

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 7, 2022 15:39:56 ago (+0/-0)

Great another future coke addicted prostitute.