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The only thing worse than woman in comedy

submitted by TheViciousMrPim to whatever 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 20:45:23 ago (+10/-2)     (whatever)

Is women in rock. Good God, just stop. There is like 1 woman in 1000 that can actually rock. It's, just, terrible.

Ladies, stop, please for the sake of all that is holy and all of humanity please stop pretending you have any understanding of rock music.

And no, you can't be the singer.


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[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 20:56:18 ago (+4/-0)

You're hate is misplaced. Women never mature past "looks its a shinny rock" and "pay me attention or I'll cry". You should look toward the species that convinced them that they were something they were not. They also convinced them to take a load on the face from a goblin. Just ask Gwyneth Paltrow.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 5 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 21:14:10 ago (+5/-0)

This isn't generalized. This is very specific to playing rock. Of almost any sort.

They can't. The same way they aren't funny. And for the same reasons.

There are almost zero women who honestly rock. The just barely exist.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 02:17:07 ago (+2/-0)

Evanescence Amy Lee seems to be an exception.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 22:24:11 ago (+0/-0)

So than you are implying they are good at other types of music without autotune?

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 01:00:03 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 04:27:53 ago (+0/-0)

They can excell at classical 8nstrumwnts. Classical guitar and harp and piano... Yes. It isn't that they can't play, it's an attitude and psychology. They can't rock

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 08:51:58 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 12:27:15 ago (+0/-0)

Domi Degalle, age 21, is one of the most mindblowing keyboardists on Earth

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 7 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 21:14:08 ago (+7/-0)

What are you talking about? Of course chicks can rock. Look at Justin Bieber.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 22:33:38 ago (+3/-0)

She got ugly after the vaxx.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 21:19:51 ago (+0/-0)

*heroin

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 23:00:46 ago (+2/-0)

Don't forget those chicks in Hansen.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 22:13:52 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 22:21:26 ago (+2/-0)

Joan Jett. She is a masculine woman though.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 23:01:54 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe the cranberries chick?

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 09:36:26 ago (+0/-0)

The breeders seem to be the only exception.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 22:20:33 ago (+0/-0)

The list is very short. Joan Jett. The Wilson sisters (Heart). That about does it. Stevie Nicks can't play anything but a tambourine.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 23:23:22 ago (+0/-0)

Mazzy star rocks

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 26, 2022 23:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

-they dont exist anymore, the dude that wrote the music died

-singer chick doesn't 'rock', she just stands there like a junkie

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 0 points 2.6 yearsDec 2, 2022 03:06:08 ago (+0/-0)

-singer chick doesn't 'rock', she just stands there like a junkie

True, but i turn on "fade into you" when im with a nice broad. They like that shit.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 00:14:04 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 00:39:37 ago (+2/-0)

With what has been revealed this year, #FreeBritney.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 00:49:12 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46NLP5CFKLM

My personal favorite on the list is Gacharic Spin.

And these guys are personal friends of mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-PQyTJCE_0

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 06:28:14 ago (+3/-1)

No. Japanese Baby Rock sucks. It's a weird version of Boy Bands. They're corporate created things made to make money from weeboo incels. They're a product. There is nothing creative or interesting about them.

I'd bang half of them, but that isn't a musical critique

[ - ] feminismisculturedeath 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:40:11 ago (+1/-0)

Jesus H. Christ this website is cucked...are you seriously trying to pretend to be a conservative and then use "incel" while pulling your pink tranny wig with your other hand?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:49:37 ago (+0/-0)

Let's be clear, I have never pretended to be anything. I'm neither right wing nor left. I am what I am. I'm an artist who has been here for about seven years. I don't really fit in here anymore than clown world. I'm a misfit here as everywhere. I'm a dyed in the wool drunken artist who names the jew and can't stand niggers. I'm an anomoly.

Are you pretending that incels don't exist?

Note: I also do not represent Talk as a whole. I have great power, but I don't speak for the uberGoat

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 14:49:59 ago (+0/-0)

They write their own songs and play instruments. Much better than the faggot boy bands of the early 2000s.

[ - ] NoJaysthanx 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 06:19:51 ago (+2/-0)

Barracuda by Heart is a banger though. Singer was hot back in her day too.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 07:59:53 ago (+0/-0)

A decade ago I started listening to Triple J from Australia. They played a lot of good music that wasn't "commercial". About five years ago it went to nigger shit. Couple years ago it started migrating to "girl rock"...nothing but whiny women with a shitty acoustic guitar. I don't understand how there could be so many "different artists" can sound exactly the same (shitty, slow and whiny).

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:51:41 ago (+0/-0)

I saw an AC/DC all female band and it was just OK. It was like watching women Olympics vs mens.
There’s a Grateful Dead band of all women and I won’t even bother with them.
Weird how they can charge much more than other similar bands with mostly males.
Pat Benatar is a great example of the 1 in 1000, she can rock. I’d say more in one in 10,000.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 13:54:49 ago (+0/-0)

When I made this thread I was sitting in a bar and the chick band bass player was doing White Rabbit during a sound check. It was so flabby and lifeless and had no juice, just flacid, and then there was her cover of the song...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 12:28:55 ago (+0/-0)

In the mid 80s Pat was bad as fuck, she's like 70 now and fat

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 15:44:08 ago (+0/-0)

The exceptions posted are lacking.
Look in the genre, "garage rock",
specifically "garage rock girl bands"
A fine example, " The Pleasure Seekers"
https://youtu.be/ddDHPWJIfEY

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 27, 2022 20:14:18 ago (+0/-0)

Johnette Napolitano of Concrete Blonde?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 28, 2022 12:23:14 ago (+0/-0)

The Wilson sisters were still great 20 years ago...

---Baroness guitarist Gina Gleason can throw the fuck down, even tho she's a dyke. Check out their K!Pit concert on YT.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 2.6 yearsDec 2, 2022 03:08:15 ago (+0/-0)*