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Pygmy marmoset

submitted by dulcima to Wildlife 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 07:13:41 ago (+29/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6k6thm.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 07:51:32 ago (+6/-0)

This is the god damn cutest fucking shit I've ever seen. I wonder if you can train them to shit in tiny litter boxes.
https://youtu.be/OGdU1Kh4Rj8

[ - ] dulcima [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 07:58:06 ago (+2/-0)

Cute as a button! I might go look at a few more cute tiny monkey videos to relieve my stress before turning in.

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 09:34:38 ago (+2/-0)

Primates don't make good pets. You really don't want one.

That's a pretty tiny critter. But that's also a pretty large insect.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 13:39:19 ago (+0/-0)

Yup, to do it right you basically have to make it your entire jobs, and even then you have to be careful of them attacking and whatnot.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 09:01:41 ago (+1/-0)

I think Ive been on this site too long. As I read “I wonder if you can train them to....” , my mind immediately went to “... assasinate people!” But shitting in tiny litter boxes was also a good suggestion.

[ - ] Name 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 20:23:55 ago (+0/-0)

Are you kidding? We’re all on good behavior here. That last site resulted in a Muslim doing something bad. When it went through the courts it turned out it was a Jew that incited him. So we’re not doing any of that here. We’re just saying uncomfortable truths. And not inciting anyone to violence. Just to really awesome ideas.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 07:20:31 ago (+3/-0)

Wow! That thing is fucking neat!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 16:33:44 ago (+3/-0)

That incredulous look at the end reminds of when a nog goes to Popeye’s and they tell them that they ran out of the chicken sandwiches

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 19:14:03 ago (+0/-0)

You're thinking of chimpanzees, not these little creatures.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 11:38:04 ago (+2/-0)

a walking leaf, how is it possible?! he asks himself

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 13:34:51 ago (+2/-0)

Ounce for ounce, the pygmy marmoset is one of the most vicious creatures on earth.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 09:17:20 ago (+0/-0)

I came across a book in 1983 called, ‘Enjoy Your Monkey’. I’ve been dragging this book around for 40 years. I’ve wanted some Pygmy monkeys for a long time, until I met a lady that had some. The stink when I entered her home was a punch in the face.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 10:10:12 ago (+1/-0)

The stink when I entered her home was a punch in the face.

The lady or the monkey?

Asking because internet context.