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All of us are going to be drowning in money and pussy soon

submitted by deleted to whatever 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 04:42:20 ago (+27/-2)     (whatever)

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[ - ] ModernGuilt 11 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 06:58:40 ago (+11/-0)

I don't believe this. Women are not capable of admitting they were wrong, they just move to another subject

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 09:32:35 ago (+2/-0)

They’ll fall in line When their girlfriends are birthing watermelon headed babies. As an unvaxxed donor, I would require assurances that my load isn’t being wasted in a vaxed uterus. The government never presented me with an unvaxxed certificate. A lot of motherfuckers are on the horizon that are going to lie about being unvaxxed.

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 09:22:01 ago (+4/-0)

I only offer direct deposit, and I have strict conditions for my services.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 11:25:11 ago (+2/-0)

Actually unvaxxed sperm is literally a non-feature. An unvaxxed womb OTOH is a big deal.

'Course if it will help you get laid then have at'er my son. Just wear a fucking condom. You don't want to be on the hook for child support for little Danny Birth Defected thanks to his vaxxed mother.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 21:23:39 ago (+0/-0)

Better off getting a vasectomy.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 09:29:57 ago (+2/-0)

I'm going to get a secretary and set up a number. I'm not slanging it from the street corner like just some average whore.

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 07:03:29 ago (+2/-0)

GIVE US THE CUM!

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 10:41:18 ago (+0/-0)

Not until no fap november is over!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 10:41:30 ago (+2/-1)

I'll coin the term now.

Spitcoin

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 19:06:35 ago (+0/-0)

Sperm Bank & Trust. That's where I store my Spitcoins.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 10:38:29 ago (+1/-0)

You got spit?

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 27, 2022 10:45:37 ago (+0/-0)

No, I only stock sperm.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 10:40:58 ago (+1/-0)

Unvaxxed eggs will be worth far more.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 04:55:09 ago (+1/-0)

Just beware of the cum bubble. You don't want to be anywhere near it when it pops.

[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 20:43:57 ago (+0/-0)

I already am, and it's pretty nice.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 19:17:03 ago (+0/-0)

I'm going to get a hat made that says "Pureblood" on it so they know. I hope it causes more shit that wearing the "Make America Great Again" hats.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 05:45:49 ago (+0/-0)

yes, but are you rich too?

[ - ] osomperne -1 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 20:59:03 ago (+0/-1)

Degenerate shit you should post on Reddit, not here.

Not 1 but of good will come from you posting that here

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 22:01:56 ago (+0/-0)

at least one of these signs has been at every melbourne anti vaxx protest.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -4 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 04:48:57 ago (+0/-4)

I'll be busy with guerrilla radio.

https://youtu.be/Rm1nCYOZB-s

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 07:34:57 ago (+6/-0)

Zach dela Rocha is a vaxxed cunt and recently held a vaxxed sheep only concert. Turns out that the machine he is raging against is the people.

[ - ] Optional_Reading 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 13:31:43 ago (+0/-0)

Vaxx dela Rocha! Lol

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -2 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 07:38:25 ago (+0/-2)

He's also a spic. But nobody's perfect. You married one after all.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 10:07:17 ago (+1/-0)

You're just upset she wasnt 15 when he married her.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 11:27:53 ago (+1/-0)

But Latinas make great wives. Strong like bull, smart like tractor.

NVM I was thinking of Russian women.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 17:30:40 ago (+0/-0)

Legit Mexican females are hard as nails,loyal and really love to fuck.
Sadly the diluted mutts in the US aint the same genetics.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 15:31:12 ago (+0/-0)

He's a sephardic jew.