PLEASE!! - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

PLEASE!!
submitted by lord_nougat to ImportantPosts 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 16:43:10 ago (+34/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] usedoilanalysis 3 points 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 18:08:33 ago (+3/-0)

I just mix my dolphin in tuna.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 18:20:36 ago (+2/-0)

it is particularly delicious that way.

I love a good tuna/dolphin casserole. With peas. And those flat noodles.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 20:29:35 ago (+1/-0)

Those weren't flat noodles, dumb-ass, that was cadaver tissue. The surgeon was forced to do a skin graft with flat noodles because of you. You are the worse orderly ever!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 20:39:22 ago (+1/-0)*

I am a DISorderly! It's on my reezooom and everything!

Must have been some of that yummy mummy cadaver tissue...

[ - ] Deathstalker 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 23:15:19 ago (+2/-0)

My kid came home with an animal book. The dolphin page said millions of dolphins have died from fishing nets. The world never had that many dolphins. Of course the book is written by a kike.

[ + ] Mestizospic86

[ - ] Mestizospic86 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 10:52:16 ago (+0/-0)

How do you know they're having been that many dolphins?

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 25, 2022 00:37:39 ago (+1/-0)

Manatees yield a far superior product.
They swim slowly therefore they do not bruise the fruit.
Added bonus is their brisket is naturally slowly marinated to have a cranberry essence when cooked low and slow on an open pit.
The flipper is the best part.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 21:00:20 ago (+1/-0)

I want to start a company that makes humanly harvested whale meat. We keep them in big pens in the open ocean making them free range and organic, and we only take tiny cuts of meat that just a scratch to a whale, but a giant blubber roast to a man.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 17:10:09 ago (+1/-0)

Delicious marine mammal meat.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 17:12:40 ago (+1/-0)

SEMPER FI!

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 18:56:04 ago (+1/-0)

Ah fuck, I know I'm going to piss a few goats off with this one.

What is that? Latin for "I suck cock?'

[ + ] AugustineOfHippo2

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 19:52:42 ago (+1/-0)

note: I am not a marine

Semper Fi is short for Semper Fidelis, which is latin for always faithful (or rather, forever faithful, depending on translation). It is the motto of the US Marines.

[ + ] Just_Another_Honkey

[ - ] Just_Another_Honkey 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 20:50:38 ago (+1/-0)

Jesus, don’t blow a seal!

[ + ] AugustineOfHippo2

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 22:46:02 ago (+1/-0)

Jesus didn't have pets.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 23:46:59 ago (+0/-0)

What about his velociraptor?

Oh, that was his epic mount that he traveled to Europe on in his youthful adventures, not a pet per se.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 24, 2022 20:00:26 ago (+1/-0)

Augustine is correct, but I believe that it also colloquially means "I eat crayons".