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I don't like people with moles.

submitted by bosunmoon to whatever 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:25:40 ago (+6/-4)     (whatever)

If you have moles, fuck you.


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[ - ] gimpyoldman 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:42:44 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck you! I didn't invite the damn moles to come in and tear up my yard with their mounds and tunnels!

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 19:43:36 ago (+0/-1)

I said fuck you. I fuck sharks.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:50:39 ago (+2/-0)

WHAT ABOUT RACCOONS N OPPOSUM THO

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 20:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

opussums can fuck right off with the coons. possums and people without moles are rad.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:23:12 ago (+2/-0)

A long while back a buddy of mine volunteered for umpire at a little league game and there was a kid who had tight squinting eyes who just couldn't hit the ball...his nickname was "mole"...there was one game where the "mole" refused to accept the fact that he had struck out and wouldn't leave home base and swung the bat at anyone who came close....moles are trouble.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:33:31 ago (+2/-0)

I don't like people with gerbils.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:14:11 ago (+3/-0)

I don't like anyone that sticks shit up their asses.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:58:48 ago (+1/-0)

What about Richard Gere?

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 19:45:37 ago (+0/-0)

Well my bedroom gerbil died recently when your mom came to visit. So I guess we're cool.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:26:18 ago (+2/-0)

Well fuck you and the Beatle you rode in on

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 19:42:55 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck you mole person.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 19:48:47 ago (+1/-0)

Moles are terrible. I don't have moles, but those goddamn groundhogs dig up my pastures. I think I finally shot the last one.

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 19:31:49 ago (+1/-0)

I had one I was born with, probably a half in in diameter, that I had removed.

It was brutal.

First the round of shots which were supposed to numb the area but felt like liquid fire being injected. Then he cut it out and I didn't even know he did. Then he had to stretch the skin and cauterize nerve endings so back to searing pain and tugging sensations.

I had nightmares about it after but it was all worth it for you, bosunmoon.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 20:21:47 ago (+0/-0)

I'm disgusted. I was talking about lawn care. TMI...

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:37:48 ago (+1/-0)

You have moles though, or is that cancer.

[ - ] MAGANDN 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:01:21 ago (+1/-0)

What about freckles?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:01:40 ago (+1/-0)

Freckles are awesome. I dont trust people without freckles.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 19:44:38 ago (+0/-0)

Freckles are strictly for the master race.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 23:51:46 ago (+0/-0)

I had a mole or skin tag by my armpit. One day I decided it annoyed me. I bought a rubber band cone thing for 4 bucks from china and removed the mole with no fuss. Now I don't have it any more.

here is the thing i used: https://www.aliexpress.us/item/2255800661845507.html

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 21:33:35 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you have feral cats running all over your yard

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 19:20:23 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:58:22 ago (+0/-0)

Then this will blow your mind! In Asia moles are considered a sign of good fortune especially if it’s on the face. Even weirder if there is hair growing out of it they won’t cut it.

Yuck!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:13:00 ago (+1/-0)

That’s disgusting! But I think it must be because many asians have them and it’s obviously disgusting, so they must have come up with this retarded story to make the uggos feel better.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 19:46:13 ago (+0/-0)

Asian people are repulsive.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 17:21:45 ago (+0/-0)

Many I don't mind, most people have some. Smallish, not protruding moles idc.
But big ones weird me out. And there has been more than one very attractive woman that a mole just ruined that.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 16:41:05 ago (+0/-0)

Gophers and squirrels, too!

I HATE RODENTS!