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How to get rid of recruiters.

submitted by Questionable_2 to whatever 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 09:50:15 ago (+53/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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I took some cyber security classes at a local college and ended up on the military recruiting list. I've asked them nicely to remove me from the list, they didn't. So now every they get this message


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[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 11:32:44 ago (+5/-0)

I would have reminded him about the mentally ill admiral they have working for them and asked if ill be awarded the same type of rank for doing absolutely nothing and being a cockslurpin gaytard giving out health advise to service members.

[ - ] virge 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 11:56:00 ago (+0/-0)

Easy low hanging fruit would be to inquire what part of the Military has "Intelligence" that is reputable in any positive way, by anyone on the planet that isn't part of the Military.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 24, 2022 00:57:53 ago (+0/-0)

In the interests of accuracy, the tranny "admiral" is in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, not the US Navy. It's a uniformed service, but is not in any way part of the "United States Armed Forces" and is not under the purview of the Department of Defense. Just like the Surgeon General (who oversees them) isn't a military general.

In order of precedence, they're behind everyone except the NOAA Commissioned Officer Corps.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 25, 2022 08:18:28 ago (+0/-0)

they're behind everyone

That parts true

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 26, 2022 00:58:55 ago (+0/-0)

Honestly feel sorry for the recruiters. They know it's true. They know they have an impossible job now. Our military is going to be just a shadow of what it used to be.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 10:25:48 ago (+4/-0)

Holy Fuck, $50!

[ - ] UndercoverGoyim 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 13:29:04 ago (+3/-0)

I think he wrote 50,000$ , yet I wouldn't join their gay nigger coalition even for that kind of bonus

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 24, 2022 10:12:35 ago (+1/-0)

50 or 50k not much difference soon.

[ - ] UndercoverGoyim 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 24, 2022 15:17:46 ago (+0/-0)

Inflation is gonna hit us harder than Weimar Germany soon

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 24, 2022 15:29:14 ago (+0/-0)

The western world is already full in Weimar mode all thats left is a lil bit more inflation.

Shortages are already coming towards us.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 11:10:17 ago (+2/-0)

Well a blowjob is a blowjob...wait.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 12:19:38 ago (+3/-0)

I don't fight for jewish interests.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 18:49:11 ago (+0/-0)

You'll eat your goyslop and like it.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 10:02:42 ago (+3/-0)

Lol I've had corporate recruiters try and recruit me for $23/hr 40 hr a week bull shit before. Don't know why they waste their time when my job title at my current company is significantly more than that.

I think it's their job to endlessly harass everyone under the sun until they find a desperate fuck who takes it

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 11:25:26 ago (+2/-0)

Recuiters, like many other "professions" in today's society, only care about their paycheck, not about producing anything of worth.

So they'll shotgun out messages to people hoping that somebody has recently lost their job and needs a job - any job - thereby making the recruiter look like he's actually done anything productive in society.

They're still parasites no matter if the shotgun technique works or not.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 14:21:29 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like one of those jobs that can be mostly replaced with an algorithm.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 11:30:32 ago (+0/-0)

Absolutely. Some contact me like 2x a week despite me not ever answering them. And a lot of these jobs aren't even completely relevant to what my experience is in. There's definitely a shortage of skilled labor and people who don't have bad criminal/driving/work records

[ - ] Rotteuxx 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 11:49:48 ago (+4/-0)

I had one from the Messer group (Think Liquid Air but bigger) who sent me 3 emails within a week because they're desperatly looking for a branch director in butt fuck nowhere, here's my reply (never mind the typo):

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Fuck 'em!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 12:32:42 ago (+0/-0)

Nice

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 13:17:40 ago (+0/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 24, 2022 00:50:35 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah fuck that jab. Wouldn't dare try it on us, I work in a very redneck industry in the states. Would happily tell them to get fucked

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 11:34:35 ago (+0/-0)

They have a quota they have to meet unlike cops 🙄

So they just call people on the list their 1st shirt gave them.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 12:04:35 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 13:15:05 ago (+1/-0)

You know that poor guy was saying: Damnit. He knows.

[ - ] HelpAcct123 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 13:06:50 ago (+1/-0)

There was a good one a few month back where the response was, "can I choose which oil company I get to die for?" And the recruiter actually responded something about being respectful

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 20:02:40 ago (+0/-0)

Thinks a lot of himself, capitalizing 'my' after a comma.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 12:31:25 ago (+0/-0)

Lol