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Indiana Jones 5 will be about Nazis again

submitted by Conspirologist to movies 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 09:17:40 ago (+8/-1)     (variety.com)

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/indiana-jones-5-de-ages-harrison-ford-first-look-photos-1235436821/



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[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 10 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 10:45:05 ago (+10/-0)*

When you realize that most of the movies you loved as a kid were propaganda encouraging you to adopt self destructive behaviors and to become violently hostile to anyone of those who wanted to save you and you family, race, nation, and culture.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 10:50:58 ago (+4/-0)

The Indiana Jones trilogy were some of my favorite movies growing up, even the campy Temple of Doom and its endless quotability for bad lines. Now the first and third are almost unwatchable.

Ironic that Temple of Doom turned out to be the least cheesy because it lacks the cartoon villain Nachtzees.

[ - ] Lordbananafist -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 11:01:36 ago (+0/-1)

do you think they showed you, in good faith, what they fear in all those movies?

and that they fear nazis?

[ - ] cyclops1771 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 09:52:07 ago (+5/-0)

Oh God, it's being produced by Kathleen Kennedy.

This is going to be a disaster.

And they are making Wehrner von Braun the big baddie.

[ - ] Bonlio99 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 13:00:54 ago (+0/-0)

Of course it will be a disaster. It has very little to do with Indiana jones and everything to do with the woman they are replacing him with

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 21:45:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HelpAcct123 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 10:45:18 ago (+3/-0)

They're raping him again?

https://youtu.be/TK9yLHXDsrM

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 11:37:51 ago (+1/-0)

Im shocked.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 15:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 12:17:33 ago (+0/-0)

If they’re changing his face then they should get a body double too, and just use Fords voice. In the last film, he ran like he had titanium knees and hips.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 12:12:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2022 13:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

It seems to imply they are ex-Nazis that are attempting to assume new identities, but of course vengeful, wrathful kikes need to have it out with them nonetheless.