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You left the toilet seat up, again..

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 15:14:08 ago (+51/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 15:35:35 ago (+10/-0)

That's grounds for pissing in the sink.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 16:04:53 ago (+7/-2)

I always piss in the sink. It is actually much cleaner and more efficient because my dick is right there and there is never any pee splatter and I use 1/2 the water flushing it down the sink. I live by myself, though.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 9 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 16:49:44 ago (+10/-1)

You're an uncivilized nigger.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 17:11:11 ago (+8/-1)

You brush your teeth in that sink?

[ - ] Sector7 16 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 17:58:55 ago (+16/-0)

I'm old, but I still brush my teeth in my mouth.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 19:59:35 ago (+2/-0)

That's hilarious. Nice one.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 21:30:43 ago (+1/-0)

He brushes his teeth in the toilet.

[ - ] v0atmage 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 23:55:16 ago (+2/-0)

lol, got em. Although he was self got much earlier in this thread.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 21:33:08 ago (+1/-0)

No fuck stick you spit in the sink after brushing, spitting, rinsing.
Fuckin tarded out or what?
You dont eat pussy on the same premise correct?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 17:59:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 17:51:17 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 00:50:51 ago (+1/-0)

as long as it doesn't stink, I see no problem why you shouldn't piss in the sink, and most important, there isn't someone to point this out, you are your own boss in the house

[ - ] diggernicks 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 18:16:51 ago (+5/-0)

Real men shit in the water tank of a toilet

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 20:00:23 ago (+3/-0)

You upper decking mother fucker.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 00:39:33 ago (+0/-0)

Don't the saracens do that?

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 00:53:57 ago (+0/-0)

real men don't even have a toilet

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 12:38:46 ago (+0/-0)

Guess I'm not a real man

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 14:24:10 ago (+0/-0)

Then it turns out i'm a real man. Nice!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 01:35:37 ago (+0/-0)

Good luck getting to it with all that crap in the way.

[ - ] Sector7 7 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 17:56:57 ago (+7/-0)

There's a lot of face-faking that happens in that room.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 17:22:10 ago (+6/-1)

You idiots have this all wrong.
I grew up with 3 sisters (1 older/2 younger) and 1 bathroom.
They each complained exactly one time.
I let them know that if the seat is down, it only makes my target smaller.
"I only touch that seat if I have to take a shit. If you want to sit in my piss, that's up to you."
The toilet seat was always up in my house.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 18:13:25 ago (+4/-0)

You're supposed to put the seat up when you pee you cave person

Whether you put it down is another issue.

It's not a sanitary thing; it's just a Sisyphean task.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 19:06:01 ago (+1/-0)

That's not the way I see it.
When it's time to piss, I just whip it out and aim in the general direction.
I've been known to piss in the dark, too. I aim by sound.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 14:24:43 ago (+1/-0)

Do you not have a lid on your toilet?

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 17:54:45 ago (+1/-0)

If the lid was down I'd use the sink like PeckerwoodPerry.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 11:02:42 ago (+0/-0)

Because you're a faggot.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 14:22:02 ago (+0/-0)

Why are you so bitter?
Show me on the doll where the sergeant touched you.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 22, 2022 18:41:27 ago (+0/-0)

Not witty. Not funny. Not even original.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 17:53:22 ago (+3/-0)

Never understood the seat thing.

Only once in my life I sat down not on the seat and it was when I was hammered, still noticed it before but was to drunk to act on what I noticed, then seconds later I blacked out.

But no biggie I can leave it down...

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 08:27:07 ago (+1/-0)

That drawer left open, right at shin level, in the middle of the night, when you're half asleep and needing to piss!
Almost grounds for divorce!

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 21:30:13 ago (+1/-0)

That sounds about right they leave all their shit laying around but you so much as leave a tooth brush out or the seat up they bitch about it

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 11:01:59 ago (+0/-0)

Any asshole that flushes the toiliet with the LID open is a worthless piece of shit.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 08:32:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 00:49:34 ago (+0/-0)

there lives a slattern

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 18:12:26 ago (+0/-0)

Your wife needs a bigger bathroom

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 11:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

Short of that, bathroom shelving is a thing now.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 12:09:36 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I mean their shit expands to fill the space available, so organization sounds like a good idea to me.

I can groom out of a travel case that's just a bit bigger than an old D-Cell flashlight. Just using regular size stuff; not with particular effort towards miniaturization.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 18:01:10 ago (+0/-0)

It's like no one can afford a toilet LID...

[ - ] PostWallHelena -4 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 18:43:15 ago (+0/-4)

Also:
why arent these girls more feminine? Why don’t they try to make themselves pretty for us?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 20:02:31 ago (+8/-0)

If they need all that shit to be pretty, they ain't pretty.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 20:09:03 ago (+1/-0)

♪She ain't pretty, she just looks that way♪♪

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 10:30:08 ago (+1/-0)

Not defending the mess at all but she didnt really do much. concealar, mascara ,primer, eyeshadow all look like neutral colors. Lotion and hair stuff. Poor thing has curly hair. The brushes and the wide curler say it all.

[ - ] BushChuck 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 21:12:53 ago (+5/-0)

There's nothing feminine about painting yourself like a whore.

And that room is not only not feminine, it is unsanitary.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 12:32:55 ago (+1/-0)

Faking your face with paints and putties is a major repellant.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 13:59:10 ago (+0/-0)

Guess the goats who post pictures of women in v/whitebeauty didnt get that memo.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 14:21:44 ago (+1/-0)

Correct. Although more accurately, the majority of humans accept the culture presented to them without question.

But imagine being the quality of person who would choose to be with someone who fakes their physical appearance.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2022 17:23:57 ago (+1/-0)

Well everyone fakes their physical appearance or attractiveness to some degree, The question is where do you draw the line?

This is all down to how aggressive you want to allow sexual competition to be in your society. Men do this too with bodybuilding and cars and tattoos and expensive suits. When sexual display becomes too excessive it just becomes and arms race of deception.

Now the amish all wear the same thing. Everyone wears their hair the same. Noone wears makeup. It saves time and dating is more WYSIWYG. When you allow too much sexual competition the vainest people and the biggest decievers are going to tend to win at reproduction, so arguably its dysgenic. The absolute worst women spend the most time on their appearance.

But there are almost no straight women who dont wear any makeup. Men have come to expect it and women who dont wear it tend not to get noticed.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 11:41:03 ago (+1/-0)

Would be nice if the Amish weren't right about the line placement, but our species is in our current state because we're unable to self-regulate.

I don't mean to focus on the face-fakers exclusively, as both parties probably have a strong interest in self-deception. That, being my subtle yet brutal criticism of our average member. It's no wonder "150 guys effectively run the world", according to that google gook.

Anecdotally, my ex used lip balms as the extent of her 'makeup', and there's still a relatively strong preference for the 'natural' in this area. Tbh, the general level of attractiveness here (California coast) was notable after living on the east coast.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 14:13:04 ago (+1/-0)

The Amish have a great system though. They are really very democratic and decentralized so they avoid the corruption that comes with hierarchy. They are incredibly egalitarian. And the “plainess” requirement of the amish and other groups is actually very eugenic because people who are very status seeking and showy are predisposed to be dishonest and greedy. You do not want high levels of in-group competition. Displays of wealth are also sexual displays. This is why rapper millionaires are the most showy and obnoxious but many other eurasian cultures like middle easterners, southern europeans, indians, south east asians are also into “showing off”. Any society that engages in elaborate displays of wealth in clothing or architecture will have high levels of in-group competition— corruption and exploitation and violence. Its antithetical to egalitarian cooperative societies, which are the most productive and fair. Its a sign not just of false advertising but also a willingness to screw over your neighbor to get the most or the best, to have MOAR. The worst most dishonest people in society are found not just at the bottom but also at the top.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 15:40:37 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed. I used to live right on the edge of their territory. Unlike us "English", their way of living is sustainable and good. The one caveat is their tendency to produce too many children, which I suspect ultimately leads to the same place as the cancer model we follow.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 21, 2022 16:07:44 ago (+0/-0)

The cancer model? I dont understand.

The problem with a sustainable rate for reproduction (~2 children per female with low child mortality) is that “bad” people (people predisposed toward thievery, stupidity, poor health, etc) will survive as well as “good” people, because of genetic entropy. Its better to have a higher number of children and then prevent some of them from reproducing. In the past mother nature killed these people off, but we dont have to. But controlling reproduction this way has its own problems.

If things are too good for white people, we will degenerate.