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My brush with (Kennedy) fame! Eat your hearts out Yankee boys!

submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 03:16:28 ago (+1/-0)     (i.ibb.co)

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How's this for the boy downunder; the boy from the bush...I was cycling along the bike path near the Embassy Belt in Australia's Capital when I came across a middle-aged woman with a dog, maybe two (a big poodle-looking thing) followed by a tall gent. As is my custom with walkers, I nodded and the woman half-smiled back and then I thought: "you seem familiar" and as if she read my mind she started speaking with that unmistakable yankee drawl to her companion and then the penny dropped. I'm pretty sure the woman was Caroline Kennedy.

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@AnmanIndustries
@Cunt
@i_scream_trucks
@Kozel
@TimothyMartin
@UncleDoug


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[ - ] thoughtcryme 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 08:05:16 ago (+1/-0)

harassing the tweakers by the park until they admit to being kennedys

conspiracy scene has really gone downhill

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 18:22:44 ago (+0/-0)

That is a mean, malicious comment but one I'd expect from you! Coincidence, timing...it's amazing. I now have a tiny link to momentous moments in history - President Kennedy, the Cuban Missile Crisis etc. And it occurred on an isolated bike path in Australia of all places!

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 20:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

or...it's a tweaker from kentucky

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 20:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

Wash your mouth out with methamphetamine!

"What does tweaker mean slang?
slang : a person who illicitly uses methamphetamine and especially crystal meth. When he got like this, his neighbors would scream at him and threaten to call the cops, but they were tweakers too" [Library Service]