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Thot Mistakes a Cactus for a Mattress

submitted by breh2 to ThotPatrol 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2022 21:33:27 ago (+17/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/cys5y8.mp4



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[ - ] observation1 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2022 21:43:21 ago (+3/-0)

had one of those on my hand when I was 10.


Fuck those things

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2022 22:31:05 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, those are the ones that really fucking suck. If you see one of those kinds of cactus, just nope the fuck back the way you came.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 18, 2022 22:57:45 ago (+1/-0)

The future looks promising for us...OH THE FUCKING HUMANITY

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 9 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 00:22:54 ago (+9/-0)

While he’s at it, he should pluck that stupid fishing tackle out of her face.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 07:24:57 ago (+4/-0)

And wash her hair. And put some decent clothing on her.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 07:38:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Wolfspider 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 00:39:57 ago (+4/-0)

I was kinda hoping she would step on a hornet's nest too.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 00:40:35 ago (+1/-2)

I legit feel bad for her.

[ - ] Aze 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 01:27:02 ago (+7/-0)

Deep instinct is a hell of a drug.

I felt kinda bad too, in a very disconnected "damn that sucks" kinda way.

Statistically speaking she's probably a liberal, probably vaxxed, probably supported the mask mandates. Probably.

It helps to remind yourself of these things before you go crying about someone's misfortune.

And yes, this control virus pandemic thing did change me. Maybe for the worse. I've gone cold to humanity now.

They probably deserve it. Probably.



"Say probably again."

Fuck you!

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 16:41:19 ago (+2/-0)

Statistically speaking she's probably a liberal, probably vaxxed, probably supported the mask mandates.

And probably fucks niggers.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -3 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 02:29:22 ago (+1/-4)

Jesus. Mentally ill much?

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 00:43:46 ago (+2/-1)

You want a hug?

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 01:05:07 ago (+1/-0)

that wouldn't have happened had she stayed in her kitchen, instead of playing the hero like the boys

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 10:16:29 ago (+2/-0)

Did you see that spare tire? I think she spends enough time in the kitchen already.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 10:35:23 ago (+2/-0)

That's not a thot, that's just some disgusting skank. There is sooo soooo much wrong there I wouldn't even know where to begin.

Her father failed.

[ - ] Panic 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 12:01:31 ago (+5/-0)

Failed to teach her how to ride a bicycle too. And how to dress for outdoor adventures. Total failure chick.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 12:05:51 ago (+0/-0)

Should have left them in they go great with the dreads

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 19, 2022 12:06:22 ago (+1/-0)

Use two sticks you fucking dummy

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 23, 2022 07:27:55 ago (+0/-0)

She looks dirty and not in a flirty way.

I was hoping he flicked pickle rick into her eyeball.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 11, 2022 18:55:23 ago (+0/-0)

She doesn't know how to ride a bike.