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I'm having an excellent day.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 15:32:48 ago (+97/-0)     (whatever)

Got hired at a new job that'll almost triple my income. Better hours, better environment. I'm fucking stoked bros.

Just wanted to share. You fuckers have a good day.


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[ - ] deleted 23 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:15:20 ago (+23/-0)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:54:00 ago (+3/-0)

bigot

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 00:06:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 06:02:42 ago (+0/-0)

He said better hours and more pay, obviously he does the whoring old school now.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 16 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 15:51:00 ago (+16/-0)

Awesome!

Sock it away, stay out of usurious debt, buy land, and prep.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 16:14:34 ago (+2/-0)

What makes you think he is the type who should buy prep?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 20:08:50 ago (+5/-0)

Everyone on our side should prep.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 20:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:27:14 ago (+0/-0)

Make sure they are clean socks, too. You don't want to end up laundering your money.

[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 15:34:07 ago (+7/-0)

Congratulations to you and the wife!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 14 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 15:43:11 ago (+14/-0)

Thanks. We're both tired of fighting about money. As a crazy coincidence, I'll be working in front of the river we got married in front of. Funny how things go sometimes.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:22:22 ago (+1/-0)

congrats how many niggers?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 11:10:42 ago (+1/-0)

None, it's overwhelmingly white.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 16:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

None, it's overwhelmingly white.

👍

[ - ] Allienonymus 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 11:11:38 ago (+0/-0)

Lie to her about the number or you'll be fighting about her wanting to spend all of the new income in 6 months.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 19:16:36 ago (+5/-0)

Damn. Triple is huge. Congrats.

[ - ] dalai_llama 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:22:08 ago (+5/-0)

There's only a limited amount of happiness in the world and your hogging it all, you prick!

[ - ] calx 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:17:41 ago (+5/-0)

Excellent news, man. That is one hell of an income jump!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 23:39:19 ago (+4/-0)

Someone said sock it away.

True but what you need to do is pretend your income is half what it is and figure out how to live off that.

The other half like he said sock it away. That new truck with 3 times the pay well look for one half as much used. You don't need it thr stuff you own ends up owning you.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 16:04:29 ago (+5/-0)

Fuck yeah congrats! That's White Power in action, you now have more of it!

Hope it brings you happiness and the success keeps snowballing

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 16:02:52 ago (+5/-0)

Great start to the weekend. Congrats!

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 15:56:13 ago (+5/-0)

I'm coming up this weekend and we're gonna party!

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 19:11:59 ago (+4/-0)

Cheers, Florida man

[ - ] recon_johnny 4 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 18:05:38 ago (+4/-0)

Good news is good to hear.

Even if you're a niggerfaggot.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:53:16 ago (+3/-0)

Congratulations!!

Happy good day.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 16:28:34 ago (+3/-0)

Pornstar? Celebrity? Politician? Government drone?

Aww, what am I saying? They're all whores. I could have been so much more brief in my question.

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 01:26:05 ago (+2/-0)

Congratulations! Enjoy the better hours and environment and invest or save the extra pay.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 21:40:16 ago (+2/-0)

That's awesome man, congratulations

[ - ] HelpAcct123 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 20:34:28 ago (+2/-0)

Thats kick ass man, congrats

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 20:24:37 ago (+2/-0)

Congratulations!

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 19:41:48 ago (+2/-0)

I’m trying to have that day too. I’m glad somebody out there is getting their good deal even if I’m not able to get mine. Fuckin A, bro!

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 07:21:27 ago (+1/-0)

Cheers! By the way, this is a competent workers environment. Leave your company now. Don't even bother asking for a raise. Just jump ship.

[ - ] shigeridoo 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 16:10:29 ago (+2/-0)

Now you can afford a decent mic and come back on tlolocaust! Happy for ya brah.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:37:51 ago (+1/-1)

Jitsi is the top hookup site for homosexuals

[ - ] shigeridoo 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:45:33 ago (+2/-0)

So THAT'S why you're always there.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 18:20:52 ago (+1/-0)

I sure as hell ain't there for the witty, intelligent conversation

[ - ] shigeridoo 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 18:38:34 ago (+1/-0)

Anywhere you go ain't there for that, by way of you being there.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 22:37:28 ago (+1/-0)

I would never join a club that would have me as a member

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 21:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

I upvoted you. Just sayin'.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 22:35:21 ago (+0/-0)

KYS, faguette

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 00:37:10 ago (+1/-0)

Good for you! Now, get a haircut!

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 19:31:00 ago (+2/-1)

Congrats. Hope its a great move for you.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 16:39:53 ago (+1/-0)

Have they told you that you need the jab yet?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 11:12:32 ago (+0/-0)

This is Florida, bro. We don't do that here.

[ - ] 0rion 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 11:23:55 ago (+0/-0)

Congrats fucker! Having a job that pays well that you don't totally hate seems like a unicorn these days. May it elevate you and your family to the ultimate freedom.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 06:04:02 ago (+0/-0)

You go girl.

But don't you give in when they demand the jab and stay away or always on camera with nigger co workers.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 11:13:39 ago (+0/-0)

There is no niggers in the whole town.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 12:42:27 ago (+0/-0)

Pray and fight so it stays kike that.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 19, 2022 00:46:34 ago (+0/-0)

which job is it?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 23:54:46 ago (+0/-0)

Congratulations, faggot.
Get married, make babies.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 21:44:54 ago (+0/-0)

It's good when good things happen. We don't like each other. I think you're an arsehole but all the best!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 20:36:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 19:37:24 ago (+0/-0)

GJ.... give us a hint

you know you want to...

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 18:14:53 ago (+0/-0)

Getting fucked in the ass by the jew is lucrative!

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:50:01 ago (+0/-0)

Does your new job let you kill the jews legally?

Offer you free beer?

Hookers?