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q predicted this.

I've been in a coma for a couple of weeks and missed out... Can somebody please catch me up on why everybody is posting "Kokomo" covers for the last week or so?

Memory lane time:
In 8th grade we had a talent show.
My bestie, Alan Avery, got third place for doing 15 minutes of standup. All his jokes came from George Carlin... I guess that he did ALL of Carlin's bits that didn't include the word fuck. Riotous laughter from the crowd... He got 3rd place.

My older sister put on a big blonde wig under a straw cowboy hat and a flannel stretched over balloons on her chest... She lipsynced to "9 to 5" by Dolly... Kids cried and peed themselves in the aisles... She practiced her routine 2 hours a day for a month... 2nd place.

Five mediocre(peak median intelligent, dead center average in looks, not athletic, most noted for bragging about some item their parents paid for) decided that they should show how talentless they could be and achieve local stardom... I heard them brainstorming what they could do in biology class... Two days before the show they had an epiphany for their five minutes... They came out on stage wearing bermuda shorts and hawaiin shirts(mom and dad purchased) and strummed tennis rackets and mouthed the chorus to "Kokomo", missing all the verses... No practice, no talent, better funding(thanks mom)... The part of "John Stamos" was played buy Eric Smith; a 200lbs dullard constantly disturbed my days by asking me questions about my social shortcomings to try and embarrass me in front of other kids... Imagine a pile of lard and hair as the frontman for five minutes... 1st fucking place because all the chicks in the audience had been programmed to swoon to the song because it was played 4 times an hour on the radio...all day... everyday... for the past 4-5 months...

My sister:"Are you friends with those guys? They're fucking lame."
Me:"They're retarded assholes every other day of the year too, and they don't like me either."

That's my memory of "Kokomo"...

After the talent show, my buddy Alan didn't think he had done well... Until Monday at school when...
Group of girls:"Hiii Alaaan." giggle giggle giggle
Me:"Dude... Alan... what's with all the chicks...eh...flirting with you?"
Alan:"They've been calling my house all weekend to tell me how funny I am too... and this time they weren't referencing my fucked up grill or schnoz."
Me:"If I was as funny as you, I'd tell jokes to Rochelle to watch her huge knockers jiggle as she laughs."

Patriort thanQ for posting this. White hats are in control. WPWW1488GTKRWN

Kek

your downborts are delicious <3

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