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Do you have the right kind of wife for it?

submitted by Thyhorrorcosmic103 to VW 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 07:12:59 ago (+29/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] thoughtcryme 11 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 09:58:52 ago (+11/-0)

congratulations, you live in a bus with a cafeteria lady

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 10:01:55 ago (+1/-0)

Kek

[ - ] SUMBICH 6 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 10:11:57 ago (+6/-0)

i dont have the right wife for it because she shaves her armpits and wears deodorant.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 09:36:33 ago (+4/-0)

Globohomo female can't even cook or clean

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 14:44:04 ago (+3/-0)

yeah my neighbor's wife

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 14:32:02 ago (+2/-0)

Man, don't I love those free-spirited women that believe zany things and act unpredictably. I want a wife that cleans and cooks while hitting a fat roach and listening to Rhiannon on loop.

Now I just need a van that captures all that in one aesthetic experience, and says to my neighbors, maybe you can have her for a night. . .my wife, silly, not the van.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 13:24:17 ago (+2/-0)

Those were the days.

[ - ] Greskibon 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 21:19:14 ago (+1/-0)

can't tell if it means, because you'll live in the van or because she'll give you 7 children.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 19:20:32 ago (+0/-0)

Freaker right by the speaker
Never seems to get enough.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 17:32:40 ago (+0/-0)

wat?

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 18, 2022 12:51:42 ago (+0/-0)

No. I do not.