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Why are there so many Beatles listed in the Bible?

submitted by ShitstainTango to whatever 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 14:43:53 ago (+9/-2)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHXxh8pfSB4



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[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 14:48:06 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:00:53 ago (+2/-0)

The bible would be so much better if there were!

[ - ] ShitstainTango [op] 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:28:00 ago (+3/-0)

It's been suppressed for centuries.

[ - ] FacelessOne 5 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 14:54:03 ago (+5/-0)

Dial Gay

II Voat 1:1
SBBH

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:01:14 ago (+4/-0)

SO SAYETH WE ALL!

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 21:41:21 ago (+1/-0)

Commandeth RINGO!

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:08:17 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] ShitstainTango [op] 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:28:54 ago (+2/-0)

Oh crap, I did this too.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 17:13:52 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:17:39 ago (+4/-0)

I like the part where Joseph whipped the shit out of Saint Ringo in the manger.

[ - ] gabara 3 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 14:45:11 ago (+3/-0)

Gay homosexuality.

[ - ] Panic 2 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:30:31 ago (+2/-0)

And there are also cars mentioned in the Bible:

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 22:55:44 ago (+0/-0)

David's Triumph may have been a motorcycle.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 23:52:48 ago (+0/-0)

They had cigarettes in the Bible. Lots of talk about Camels. And there was a Lucky Strike on Sodom/Gomorrah too.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 15:35:23 ago (+1/-0)

There’s only one US state mentioned though, which is Arkansas.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.6 yearsNov 16, 2022 17:51:44 ago (+0/-0)

What is this? Faggot metal?