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Why the fuck does everyone have an erratic sleep schedule these days?

submitted by osomperne to AskGoats 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 16:32:23 ago (+0/-0)     (AskGoats)

I can call one person one day and they're all "wtf I can't believe you're calling me at 10am I'm fucking sleeping". implying I should call between noon and 3am. Call them at 11pm a day or two later "wtf are you doing? I'm trying to get on a normal sleeping pattern and I can't do that with you caing at this time." Call the faggot at 7am, no answer, won't take calls for the next 24+ hours. Call at 2am "dude I think it's too early in the morning to do anything."

I know at least 2 dozen people that have been pulling this shit for the last ten years. They're always sleeping, going to sleep or in an "emergency" to get shit done.

One of the guys refuses to maintain a regular job and freelances everything. He will blow off work until the very last moment, can't stop himself from going to the bar and spending his last dollar on alcohol, weed, cocaine, and meanwhile his rent is always just barely getting paid and he's ruining friendships borrowing money and shit. Always up at odd hours.

Another guy HAS to sit in front of his computer all day playing video games and always has some dumb excuse for why he won't leave his apartment.

Another guy always acts like he has some important shit to do on his computer (he doesn't and never has). He doesn't have a job (and never has) and collects a free gibs check every month; can't maintain a sleeping pattern to save his worthless life.



Not a single female I know possesses any skills or abilities for me to even contact them for shit, unless I want to know who's fucking who and who got a blowjob from who. Such a valuable life skill there, and it's great that society is helping them maintain a less-than-worthless existence.

Another guy, who's getting old to be fair, cannot stop checking the "news" all day, every day. And he's always saying some shit like "everyone needs to start killing these politicians" then 60 seconds later he's talking about how he hates the idea of guns and we all need to get out and vote if we're going to change anything with these corrupt politicians rigging elections. Anyways this guy is never awake at a useful time and when he is he can't pull himself away from the fucking computer so he can check the "news". This sounds like the entire voat/talk userbase; bitching for 13 years and have done little or nothing IRL to help their own cause. Then come online worshipping the nigger and the Jew (like Elon musk) and demand these people be the leaders of our movement, undoing any progress over the past 10 they so much as fantasized about instantly (which proves you all never substantiated anything you stated you wanted), but I digress.

Inb4 derrr it's duh peepl you hang around


This is shitty folk wisdom that implies all kinds of unstated assumptions that instantly unravel as soon as I ask the faggot saying it to explain what they mean. This is probably a psychological projection, than anything else.

Out of time to type more. How many faggots do you guys know that have erratic sleep schedules?


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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 16:36:07 ago (+1/-0)

Is that last guy the one you're trying to bring in here?

If we get to vote I want the gossiping one.

[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 17:50:24 ago (+0/-0)

Should I bring some females here? I don't think they'd appreciate the lack of free shit and lack of attention.

Want me to ask for their excuse that has nothing to do with reality; making impossible asks?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 17:59:52 ago (+0/-0)

You can't even get them to answer the phone phsst bring them here ... Ok George.

[ - ] osomperne [op] -1 points 2.4 yearsNov 28, 2022 13:50:49 ago (+0/-1)

You can't even get them to answer the phone phsst bring them here

Text me!!!

So learn how to use the phone, cunt. Sit and talk shit as if it's ME who needs to be able to get people to answer the phone... You say so much dumb shit on this site, I don't care one bit about your opinion.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 28, 2022 14:21:22 ago (+0/-0)*

Learn to read fucktard you said you couldn't get people to answer. I'm literally on the phone right now talking to someone and now I'm going to tell her how much of a bitch you are and we're going to laugh at you😆😆
@osomperne

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 28, 2022 14:24:13 ago (+0/-0)

Hey @sittingathomealoneosomprone

She laughed and said you have a small dick

P.S. I'm on the phone with your mom.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 17:14:46 ago (+1/-0)

I think it is just that you are annoying and everyone hates you and does not want you to call.

These are my findings, backed by THE SCIENCE, which you must trust of course.

[ - ] osomperne [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 17:48:58 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, gay gaslight, faggot.

these guys can't buck their hentai and masturbation addictions, drug addictions, micro transaction and gambling addictions, gaming addictions, food addictions, alcohol addictions

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 16:41:29 ago (+2/-0)

You have friends not frens

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 17:30:22 ago (+2/-0)

Faggot.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 18:02:36 ago (+4/-0)

So you post asking why people have erratic sleep schedules, then you proceed to insult all your friends, then you proceed to insult the entirety of voat.

Maybe you’re just an asshole even lazy people don’t want to be around.