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A fishing trip that they'll never forget

submitted by Rob3122 to Nature 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:17:56 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/8gglw7.mp4



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[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 20:14:11 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:53:50 ago (+4/-0)

Free shark

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:28:36 ago (+2/-0)

Song that was playing on the radio.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=QZGurhtlve8

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:32:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 20:49:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 20:57:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 19:27:43 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit.
They must have cut out a chunk of video cause it just stopped struggling right away.

[ - ] localsal 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 20:21:26 ago (+2/-0)

Might be one of those evolved "land sharks". Or perhaps one of the extras in 'sharknado' trying for the next sequel.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 00:17:18 ago (+2/-0)

Everyone wants to make it in Hollywood.

[ - ] localsal 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 02:56:12 ago (+2/-0)

There's probably a "shark weinstein" audition joke that can be made too.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 17:20:28 ago (+0/-0)

Weinstein was circumcized in a freak accident casting the sharks in that movie.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 21:02:35 ago (+1/-0)

I was waiting for the first Sharknado comment on this video. Ty.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 07:50:21 ago (+1/-0)

I'll stay on land...

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 20:52:52 ago (+6/-5)*

"What're we gonna do?" Help the fucking thing!!! Jesus!!! WTF man?!?! Flip it back into the water instead of taking video to post to social media you fucking retards. I swear. Fuck these people. That shark wasn't threatening them at all, it just wound up there by an unfortunate happening and they still didn't help it. What a bunch of fucktards. Pieces of shit all of them.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 9 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 22:21:29 ago (+9/-0)

No you don’t fuck around with saving a pea brained man eater. You shoot a spear in its gill wait 30min and then beat its brain in with a club.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 03:19:43 ago (+4/-0)

This dude knows fish☝
I've done enough spearfishing to know you should absolutely shit yourself if you see a Mako lurking about.

We caught 2 of them on a charter once, decided to keep them as a gift to the "locals". We brought em up up, stabbed the shit out of their cranial space, gutted em and dragged em by the tail for over 2 hours. Even by then these fkn sharks were flailing around as if nothing had happened to them.
The local guys dragged them up the beach and wailed on em with 2x4s for 20 minutes before they finally died.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 03:02:10 ago (+0/-1)

Man eater. You've watched Jaws too many times. Tard.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 07:08:16 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you would dive into the water to save it just to get eaten while dozens of minorities laugh at you for being retarded

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 09:18:42 ago (+0/-0)

Must be nice making things up and just calling them the truth. I bet you're a tranny.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 21:01:14 ago (+3/-0)

Or put it’s head on the wall and eat the rest.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2022 21:12:52 ago (+3/-3)

Sure but don't just watch it suffer.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 01:20:07 ago (+2/-0)

What do you think happens when you fish or hunt?

What a faggot you turned out to be.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 02:32:23 ago (+0/-0)

Hurry along now, back to reddit with you, nasty faggot.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 03:03:45 ago (+1/-1)

Why am I nasty? Do you even know what that word means? Idiot.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 16, 2022 20:44:21 ago (+1/-0)

The evidence of your nasty faggotry can be found in every one of your posts. And I hope that shark died screaming.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 17, 2022 01:15:04 ago (+0/-0)

I hope your kids die screaming.

[ - ] RomanSalute 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 10:51:53 ago (+1/-0)

And here I am telling my phone, " gaff that mother fucker and drag it to the back and beat it over the head"

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 03:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

fake

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 15, 2022 00:21:13 ago (+0/-0)

Land shark