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Republicans after finding out they will never hold the Presidency or Congress again

submitted by StealthNinjaTaliban to whatever 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 10:46:38 ago (+5/-3)     (imgflip.com)

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Republican politicians get paid to lose on purpose. Its not incompetence


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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 15:12:33 ago (+2/-0)

We’ve reached the tipping point of having more burners than earners. The average democrat covets the success of others, but their leaders are millionaires. The effort required to become successful is too much for the average democrat to bare. They will always vote to the side that tells them that it isn’t their fault. Their potential success was stolen from them, by the successful. Vote for us and we will take what the successful have earned and give it to you, and we’ll all be broke together. It’s communism. What’s left but a shooting war?

[ - ] Roy_Batty 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 11:57:25 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine still playing red jew v blue jew...

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 10:58:03 ago (+1/-0)*

Pretty much sums it up. Stupidest move ever in American politics was Trump winning an election with 85% of the vote, then crawling out the back door with his tail between his legs.

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Correction: most successful act of foreign enemy (Israeli) psychological warfare against the American people.

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Time to start counting the number of paid actors at Trump rallies.

“Fuck Joe Biden!” extends to the tool who put him there.

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Note: Study the hand gestures of both Trump & Biden at their addressee before Congress. It’s the same actor in both Muppets (or Ruppets, whatever the term is for a robotic puppet).

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Advice: Focus on either the first three points but not the final point, or the first and final point, but not all four points.

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Footnote: Honk! Honk!

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Associated marvel: How on Earth did Democrats manage to crap out almost 70 million fake paper ballots after Election Day, then ham handedly squeeze them into the count, all while Republicans ran here and there, attempting to be heard by any judge with an ear and a conscience, sadly finding none, all while the AP bubble head Press maintained there were no irregularities. Even that Mules movie presumed (or pretended) the trick lay in misplaced ballots. All to destroy human civilization. Some evil folks must get up very early in the morning.

Obama, editing the final count, had to dump about 35 million Democrat ballots, because the number came out more ridiculous than is the historical record: that Trump received more votes than any but two people who ever ran for president, but that Biden got even more of a ridiculous number, all while most folks could not give a flying fuck.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 14:13:16 ago (+0/-0)

Soros voting machines

[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2022 12:00:16 ago (+0/-2)

Stop saying white folks

It was christ cucks