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August 17, 2572:

A new anthropological survey of previously uncatalogued records over half a millennium old has revealed a shocking look into a rare ritual sacrifice thought to be held as a form of fertility enhancement. Doug Collins from the University of Bavaria has discovered archival records of ancestral practices that involved the deification of impotent men as a way to pacify the supernatural forces that were believed to be causing the decline in fertility during the waning Golden Age of what was once known as New Hampshire, a corporate subsidiary of the former Greater Israel before the economic collapse believed to have taken place circa 2093-2099.

Doug Collins states: "It is truly remarkable to see the extent that the flailing populous was willing to go in order to rekindle an inspiration for procreation. We know that this period was marked by dramatic fluctuations in migrant populations that were believed to be caused by unscrupulous lenders that created false deeds to territories for which they did not have a claim in an effort to inflate a doomed economic scheme known at the time as 'fractional reserve banking.' While it is unclear how the sacrificial victims were chosen for this bizarre ritual, it is clear that the desperate women of this era fully coroborated the attempt to deify the chosen man as an honorary woman that usually involved self mutilation of reproductive organs as an offering to the gods believed to be responsible for determining the value of their fiat currency. Many times this ritual culminated in the suicide of the chosen sacrifice, we see numbers corresponding to roughly 43% of the chosen victims. What determines whether the suicide took place or not is still unclear."

So I guess it's a size competition now?

Miss Greater Derry or Greater Dairy?

Not only extremely fat, but it is a Vietnamese tranny.

Nothing fun about the slow death of Western civilisation.

Women hate other women.

Female judges voting for a non-woman is basically just a bitchy way for a female judge to call the female contestants ugly.

This whole trans and ugly women winning beauty competitions thing makes perfect sense when you realize how hateful women are to one another. Never underestimate female pettiness.

Dangus would be all over that Kween

TIL: sea lions can compete in human beauty pageants.

Respect women. Protect women. Beat this shit of a man until his ancestors are no longer ashamed of him.

Fuckin retards.

Or is it queertards?

Queentards?

Fagtards?

Jews.

I know they train all the loser girls to act so happy for the winner but you gotta believe that they were just furious inside.

Derry is where Stephen King's "It" took place. Just sayin'

Holy shit, that image of all the winners, i'm hard pressed to even credit at best a low 5 among that entire lot.
Absolute barrel dwellers ...

It pays to appropriate women. Wtf

This is a humiliation ritual. I hate the antichrist

Hey, the whore fashion show - and a man won!

Still don’t care about prostitute cunts and their bimbo pageants. Fuck ‘em all.

He looks ridiculous.

And smelly.

(S)he threatened to eat the judges

THATS BULLSHIT!!

Never mind that she legit looks my step mom but this isnt fair. Something needs to be done already.

That second shot makes it look like a land whale.

He is not even from derry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=717TcuN_-oo

😂😂😂😂