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[ - ] dicedice 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 09:02:42 ago (+1/-0)

I'm expecting a spoof alien invasion.
"Aliens are here and they are all for everything our corporations have been saying for years. They are very pro-tranny and vote democrat."

[ - ] scholarandrogue 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 13:49:48 ago (+0/-0)

because of 'how to best serve man'

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 10:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/hufltf.png

we must know what to say to them

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 09:19:16 ago (+0/-0)

"Aliens could get in touch tomorrow and we must know what to say to them."

That's easy.

"The hook-nosed ones in tiny hats are are called 'jews" and are kosher. The dark-skinned ones are called "niggers". You will find both varieties to be delicious. Especially with fava beans and a nice chianti."

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 06:49:00 ago (+0/-0)

I'm ready whenever it happens. I always wear clean undies.

[ - ] WorldsEndFriend 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 06:11:06 ago (+0/-0)

I am so ready.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 04:51:06 ago (+0/-0)

we’ll make great pets

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 03:44:33 ago (+1/-1)

Some Islamist said on Middle Eastern TV that if Satan came to earth and challenged the United States he would support Satan - because the US government, the Great Satan, is the greater Satan.

Count me on Team Martian. Compared to FBI agents little green men sound pretty good.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 9, 2022 04:17:21 ago (+1/-1)

Little green men will be great and benevolent rulers.