Hero goes toe-to-toe with an attacking bear to save his girlfriend, beats it with the only thing he had at hand, a flashlight. Headline: Vermont woman attacked by bear saved by flashlight - Upgoat

After fixing all the typos it turns out this was just a story about drunken Bear Grylls trying to step out for a refreshing piss and accidentally shitting his pants.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 14:33:07 ago (+0/-0)

Poor bastard. Happens to the best of us.

[ + ] La_Chalupacabra

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 12:34:39 ago (+1/-0)

Never underestimate the power of cringe....

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 13:54:19 ago (+1/-0)

whew lad!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 11:22:18 ago (+4/-0)*

Fucking stupid bitch and her bitch of a dog, the bear did what most humans lack the guts to do, protect it's young. Fucking people throw the word "HERO" around too loosely to be taken seriously today. A fucking tranny standing on a sidewalk screaming about it's faggotism is considered a hero today.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 12:13:26 ago (+1/-0)

in clown world, words don't mean what they mean anymore.

[ + ] Glowbright

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 11:33:02 ago (+2/-2)

What does the "stupid bitch and her bitch of a dog" have to do with the heroism of Bobby who pulled the bear off her and beat it with a flash light? Did you even read the article?

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 13:23:10 ago (+1/-1)

I stand firm in my position...the bear was justified and all involved are faggot tranny ✡️s...case closed, now go be dinner for worms.

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 17:17:20 ago (+0/-0)

Bobby's no fucking "hero", that fucking word/term has been blown out of proportion, fucking faggots coming out of the closet are considered today's heros now...if I had a dollar for the number of times I punched a bear in the nose I'd be at least $50.00 richer...and I ain't shitting.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 11:37:57 ago (+3/-0)

Seems like the dog wasn't on a leash. Keep your dog on a leash and you won't get attacked by a bear when your little rat of a dog tries to act like a big bad wolf. Woman looks like a kike too.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 12:12:41 ago (+2/-0)

anybody who has one of those yapping vermin WANTS it to get eaten by a bear.

...or deserves to be eaten by a bear themselves.

[ + ] Glowbright

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 12:22:18 ago (+3/-1)

I don't leash my dog in my own back yard because I am not living in a city. This story is from Vermont. Only city living govcucks think that dogs should be on a leash at all times. Go touch some grass.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 13:05:20 ago (+3/-0)

I don't live in the city, pal. When you get mauled because your dumb little rat shih tzu decided to chase a bear because its delusion mistakes itself for a wolf, don't blame the bear.

Go touch grass

The lefty just outed himself. LOL

[ + ] Glowbright

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 13:31:38 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, my dog bitches out the second she smells bear. She only barks for sketchy people, joggers, and other dogs and even then I don't need a leash to control her.

Only govcucks think dogs should be leashed at all times.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 13:59:30 ago (+0/-0)

Ugh! Joggers!

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 14:24:02 ago (+0/-0)

If your dog doesn't stray off of your property, there's no need to leash it.

[ - ] KingLeopold2 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 13:08:24 ago (+1/-0)

Shes still going to cheat on him

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 12:47:47 ago (+1/-0)

So the asshole dog got the lady bit by the bear

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 8, 2022 00:34:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Shotinthedark

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 9, 2022 02:40:42 ago (+0/-0)

That's Hella fuct up! I also laughed at that shit a l9t

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 11:41:56 ago (+1/-0)

Username checks out.

[ + ] Glowbright

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 12:14:33 ago (+0/-0)

I picked the username just so I could mock and ridicule low effort bullshit. So tell me more. What exactly glows about this post? Pointing out media manipulation of the narrative glows? Bear attacks glow? Heros saving their girlfriends glow?

...or maybe is it you that glows?

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 12:27:05 ago (+2/-0)

...when you see it :)

[ + ] Glowbright

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 12:31:24 ago (+0/-0)

Well if you really want to pick it apart, flashlights shine

[ + ] we_kill_creativity

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 13:14:09 ago (+2/-0)

Thats...that was the point of the original comment...

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 15:25:54 ago (+0/-0)

Saved by her boyfriend but yeah lets pretend the flashlight did the saving.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 15:24:41 ago (+0/-0)