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Star Wars fans are mentally retarded NPC

submitted by Conspirologist to movies 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 16:12:12 ago (+7/-4)     (movies)

Star Wars fans are mentally retarded NPC. They hated the first great trilogy, saying it was not canon. Then they paid for the third trilogy that was utter bullshit made by Disney who don't give a fuck about canon.


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[ - ] meat 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 16:29:32 ago (+4/-0)

What? What star wars fans hate the first three? I am a fan of the prequels, think the original are okay, and hate the special editions and new ones.

The absolute best things the franchise spawned are Battlefront 2 from like 15 years ago and the cel-animated Clone Wars mini series that aired in 3-5 min segments on Cartoon Network. There's a neat unofficial anime short about TIE fighters dog fighting too.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 17:59:39 ago (+2/-0)

Tie Fighter and Dark Forces are the best Star Wars games.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 20:12:05 ago (+1/-0)

I'm more partial to Dark Forces II. Still play IP games online with old friends.

The Rogue Squadron games were pretty good too, as were X-Wing/Tie like you said.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 22:13:25 ago (+0/-0)

XW, TF, and XW vs TF are still great with a proper setup and friends.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 22:38:16 ago (+0/-0)

Kotor and Kotor 2

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 20:19:08 ago (+1/-0)

I also unironically like the prequels, although they were an acquired taste for sure.

For the Original Trilolgy, the only ways to watched unmolested versions are on Laserdisc or Harmy's Despecialized Edition.

Later seasons of the CGI Clone Wars were also good, aside from those few episodes with the retarded spic sisters. Rebels is okay. Surprisingly unkiked for what it is and has some really good moments.

All said, the magic of Star Wars died around the time Disney acquired it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 21:47:05 ago (+0/-0)

They have to be retards because I only consider the first three. anything after that is absolute shit.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 16:59:34 ago (+4/-0)

JJ Abrams is a shitball.

Fucker oughta be crucified.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 21:48:06 ago (+1/-0)

That little pedo kike said there were too many whites in star wars and he was gonna fix that shit. He is a foreign enemy cancer like all kikebag demons.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 7, 2022 04:03:35 ago (+0/-0)

Every single new character introduced in five Disney films had no white male playing a hero.

But every single villain except phasma and the hacker were white males.

Add to this they destroyed the two ore existing white male hero characters.

So fucking obvious yet no normies picked it up

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 17:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

That's an insult to shitballs.

But crucifixion sounds appropriate. Please do proceed.

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 16:39:41 ago (+3/-0)

They are but for different reasons. Firstly George Lucas might as well be a jew for that story he wrote. You all cheer the "jedi" aka judai on. Look how they live, dress and behave...it's just like sand niggers. Who is the evil villain of this story? The white man who doesn't wear bed sheets as clothes like the judai...I mean jedi, the white man who doesn't live in ceramic huts but a god damn spaceship, the white man who is sick and tired of the terrorist attacks carried out by the judai...I mean jedi.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 17:48:43 ago (+0/-0)

To be fair, the juden killed scores of millions of people just because - just like the bolshevik siths.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 16:20:18 ago (+2/-0)

Good Star Wars shows are still being made... Just not by Disney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnmeTyU1rA0

[ - ] thoughtcryme 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 17:13:40 ago (+2/-0)

Star Trek is far superior anyway.

come at me bro, phasers set to fuck around and find out

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 17:25:18 ago (+1/-0)

Only Star Trek TOS. The rest is liberal bullshit.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 17:54:00 ago (+0/-0)

I kinda liked TNG, but I'm sure there was plenty of liberal bs in it.
I never watched any after TNG, those were awful.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 20:13:52 ago (+0/-0)

I was more a fan of "Blake's 7" and "Dr. Who". Sucks what they've done with it. I wouldn't have minded them making him a chick, if they could've done something good with it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 21:46:34 ago (+0/-0)

I was talking to a couple millennial dudes recently who tried to talk with me about Star Wars and I was like: I was there when that shit came out. My mom & dad took us to the theater and watched it. I watched the first three like that. As a kid, thought it was awesome. Once I got older I could care fucking less. These dumn muthafuckers are having Star Wars weddings and shit and I'm like wtf. I liked Scooby Doo when I was little but you don't see me going around as an old man dressing like a fuckin dog, eating Scooby snacks and lickin my own balls.

They are the same as sports fanatics. They're mentally ill and have to have something like this to create dopamine or something. I don't get sports fans.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 21:48:43 ago (+0/-0)

The only thing I liked about star wars was the video game, jedi outcast/academy was the shit back in the day. I never really cared about star wars itself, I just thought space samurai was a cool idea.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 6, 2022 22:09:08 ago (+0/-0)

Star Wars sucks. All of them. Also Star Trek. And the X-Files. Space is fake and gay.