Do you monkeys eat off the floor? - Upgoat

Do you monkeys eat off the floor?
submitted by UncleDoug to StreetShitters 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 01:21:32 ago (+18/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/p13yz3.mp4

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 10:06:32 ago (+3/-0)

Whats the difference between a stone countertop and a stone floor?

Actually its about 5 pints now that i think of it...

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 07:56:29 ago (+1/-0)*

Meh, I'd eat it.

I've eaten worse.

E: Now this guy is a hero. I would not eat what he does, but he is entertaining:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNo_M6MhRkOJ3wsp-YoRpFA/videos

E2: Watch this video by him, hilarious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQYB8BUj5fc

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 10:07:38 ago (+1/-0)

Opening decade old canned food found in a culvert

i dont think i like where this is going.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 13:11:29 ago (+0/-0)

People have died from eating heavily expired food, even from a can.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 07:14:28 ago (+1/-0)

Definitely not the first time I've seen them in videos eating off the floor.

[ - ] FUBAR 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 03:35:00 ago (+1/-0)

Or wash your paws after leaving a turd in the street?