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If you thought they didn't have really small robots yet. This one inseminates an egg after catching a sperm.

submitted by Crackinjokes to technology 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 16:36:35 ago (+6/-0)     (twitter.com)

https://twitter.com/TechAmazing/status/1587954007036887040?s=20



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[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 16:54:52 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 22:02:27 ago (+1/-0)

We create massive world-spanning White Empires? Technology that rivals that of demi-gods? Easy access for jews to take over?...

waitaminute

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 00:21:20 ago (+0/-0)

When tho?

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 02:10:53 ago (+0/-0)

The only way you could know that is to have observed an example of same.
Since that hasn't happened, you could only have observed this example in one place.
Television (Media)

You literally dont know what the fuck you are talking about.
I also think it will lead to horror, but only because I realize those people are total fuckwads.
Not because Stephen King told me so.

[ - ] DukeofRaul -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 18:53:49 ago (+0/-1)

We all become mindless alien greys?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 21:13:10 ago (+2/-0)

should bad swimmers be given a chance? its a bad swimmer for a reason
Not sure. Put yourself in their shoes and decide for yourself.

I don't have to; I was the winner swimmer!

[ - ] Sheitstrom 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 20:36:45 ago (+2/-0)

So the egg gets fertilized by a sperm too retarded to do its job.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:23:38 ago (+2/-0)

I wonder if the fitness of sperm matter. In other words, is there a benefit that the fastest, strongest, most vital sperm wins the race to the egg, or is that unrelated to the dna package it carries?

Could grabbing a rando sperm and giving it the grand prize be inadvertently creating a loser baby?

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 18:03:00 ago (+1/-0)

That was my initial thought as well, it certainly is not the strongest and fittest in this regard.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 22:22:30 ago (+0/-0)

The strongest and fittest usually go way past the target. Think about THAT one.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 20:23:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 19:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

Alternate link: https://nitter.sethforprivacy.com/TechAmazing/status/1587954007036887040

Catbox mirror of embedded video: https://files.catbox.moe/o1nsg9.mp4

A nanobot grabs a sperm by the tail and inseminates an egg with it, by the German Institute for Integrative Nanosciences https://t.co/FoDL6boYen

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 19:20:12 ago (+1/-0)

The Germans have done it again.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 16:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

Frankly I was always skeptical that there could be tiny robots in the vaccines but after seeing this it's obvious they could infect us with tiny robots anytime they wanted to -through the air -through the water -through vaccines -through some particular food. Any way they wanted.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:59:33 ago (+1/-0)

If they can and don't, then why? If you have someone in the cross hairs and don't pull the trigger, you have a reason. So why don't they? And please note I'm not being a skeptical dickhead. I'm genuinely curious as what holds them back. Are they afraid of a general release of this weapon? It could go rogue. It certainly isn't any morality.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 19:59:14 ago (+0/-0)

You are simply assuming that they dont. Are you expecting them to release international headlining news articles about injecting us with nanobots?

I think it has already begun.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 20:06:31 ago (+0/-0)

If it had happened I don't think there'd be a discussion. It would be Very obvious that grey goo zombies had been unleashed and, there isn't any other thing... We'd all be living in a tent hoping a swarm of nanobot zombie creatures..

We'd all be dead.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 01:16:54 ago (+0/-0)

They have been cloud seeding since the 60s. All of our crops are sprayed with poisonous chemicals that can alter our dna (atrazine) and all of these processes happen slowly, like boiling a frog in a pot. I doubt we see anything akin to zombies, instead people will drop dead and the medical industry will excuse it as covid, heart attack or some other natural cause. They have the power to create any narrative they want.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 05:14:20 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder what the effect of SPINNING THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF THE SPERM will have on the resultant embryo.