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Noble Savages

submitted by herbert_west to TIL 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 09:25:08 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/auk1hg.jpg



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[ - ] Wahaha 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 10:15:02 ago (+3/-0)

How would anyone even know any of these things?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 12:11:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 12:49:08 ago (+0/-0)

By looking at bodies in mass graves.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 13:50:56 ago (+2/-0)

How bout those holocaust mass graves?

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 14:33:52 ago (+2/-0)

By looking at a bunch of bones you know that they were sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl for their tears and if they didn't cry they got their nails removed so that it would rain and it was an everyday thing despite only 42 remains being found?

What is this, fortune telling?

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:24:02 ago (+1/-0)

Don't forget some were sacrificed to three other gods as well. Guess it just depends on how they were dissected as to which god you're sacrificed too ..

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 08:50:01 ago (+0/-0)

You could assume who they were sacrificed to based on where they were buried. If only children that didn't have other painful ailments had their finger nails removed you can assume long term pain has a part in the sacrifice. The nature of each god is known. So the only big leap is assuming leeching water from kids would please the god that can leech water from the sky.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 09:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

How do you get anything about fingernails based on skeletons?

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 10:11:35 ago (+0/-0)

Depends on the condition of the grave they were in. If there was any sort of preservation, the fingernails and hair will be intact and shouldn't be missing.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:10:11 ago (+0/-0)

This wasn't so long ago that it is beyond the reach of human oral tradition. Effectively, people remember, though not personally.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:16:57 ago (+0/-0)

This was over 500 years ago. How do you know people didn't just make it up?

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:52:02 ago (+0/-0)

You can't go digging or asking questions in Auschwitz... but you can do digging in Mexico and archaeologists are finding caves full of bodies all the time. The pre-Columbian civilizations also had writing systems and many of the texts describe the human sacrifices. Unlike the holocaust, all the facts here are consistent with one another: European witnesses, written records, human remains, artifacts...

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 05:36:49 ago (+0/-0)

If you dig around Europe you'll also find places full of bodies. Usually they are known as graveyards. All I'm saying is that the screenshot doesn't mention anything that supports its wild allegations.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 18:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

it makes sense. they are low iq and love superstition and violence.

[ - ] Battlefat 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 10:14:17 ago (+3/-0)

The Viceroyals of Spain tasked with the settlement of La Gran Chichimeca believed guerilla and mercenary tactics beneath their heritage and thus attempted to convert the savages via missionary expeditions, agricultural technologies and gold. When all else failed, they eventually relented and (unbeknownst to the crown) employed murderers for hire to meet the utter brutality of the Guachichiles as a turning of the cheek, so to speak — charity and goodwill in one hand, complicity to murder in the other.

This history, unacknowledged by the monarchs of Spain, was the only way to achieve any semblance of peace in the area, which, when combined with generational intermarriage, resulted in the peoples still closely admixed in the region today.

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 11:00:15 ago (+2/-0)

Once again, Whitey uplifted a lesser race, at least a little bit.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:46:23 ago (+0/-0)

Except Spaniards already were mutts thanks to the moors.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 11:24:22 ago (+2/-0)

That is some sick shit.

Always remind the lefty latino espousing the “muh colonization” line that mass human sacrifice and slavery were practiced in all the so called civilized tribes of the americas. Incans, Mayans, Aztecs, Toltecs, Olmecs, Mississippians and others practiced child sacrifice and the spanish ended it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sacrifice_in_pre-Columbian_cultures

An anthropology school called the psychohistorians (who are a sort of leftwing freudian group) have documented alot of child abuse and infantacide in various cultures (to support their freudian hypothesis) and they have tended to be more objective about child killing and other child abuse in primitive cultures, without apologizing for native practices as mainstream anthropology tends to do. They have done some good work recording the atrocities of the “noble savage” even though some of their conclusions are wacky.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 10:01:03 ago (+2/-0)

I have an idea for a religion politicians jews and pedophiles must be sacrificed daily to keep the gay away

[ - ] herbert_west [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 10:38:07 ago (+0/-0)

One Hebrew a day, keeps the problems away!

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:48:16 ago (+0/-0)

We sacrifice foreskins openly today. Whole children are sacrificed secretly. Savagery is not that alien.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:09:22 ago (+1/-0)

And they get mad that Columbus came along and told them "Your god demands you give me wood to fix my ship." Yo, that was the only way to get these people to do anything.

[ - ] Hugh 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 11:07:39 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. So sad that European colonialists spread their influence and their Christian religion around the world in places like Mexico, ending the traditional culture of people like the Aztecs

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 10:54:03 ago (+1/-0)

There must be another explanation. I suspect these people required brutality as a fundamental part of their life. These rituals were an outlet that gave a controlled outlet for their savage instincts and enabled civilization. Similar to how our media uses rage bait to make us waste energy hating inconsequential things and not the jews fucking us over.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:27:29 ago (+0/-0)

'There must be another explanation.'

Yes, you meltbrain, preforming literal child sacrifices under the guise of appeasement.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 17:53:10 ago (+1/-0)

The Aztec people are savages. Only slightly better than niggers. To them child sacrifice appeased their proclivity to violence and enabled civilization. They're still sub human and giving them christianity or European philosophy isn't going to fix that.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 4, 2022 02:56:37 ago (+0/-0)

Yes because it appeased their blood lust and contained it enough for the community to function, duh.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 12:12:09 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 12:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

Pyramid wars amirite?

The reset cycle goes far back

[ - ] peety 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 10:43:25 ago (+0/-0)

any chance of knowing this is a country the joos infiltrated?