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gonna get hammered
submitted by lord_nougat to Faggots 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 15:54:37 ago (+50/-2) (u.smutty.horse)
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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 00:51:36 ago (+2/-0)

I knew those fags were involved. They always turn up.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 01:48:10 ago (+0/-0)

Who keep inviting them?!

[ - ] Gigglestick 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 19:06:21 ago (+3/-0)

Well I don’t got a pride flag, but I am getting hammered tonight (birthday tomorrow, 2000 miles from family)

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 21:19:16 ago (+3/-0)

Happy Old Day! Get a few waters in before bed to feel less shitty in the morning.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 21:22:26 ago (+1/-0)

Happy birthday, you drunken old fart! I raise my glass to you. Or my beer can, I am trying to be 'good'.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 00:21:43 ago (+0/-0)

Happy Birthday! Be safe,I hope you get some GOOD free stuff & dinner.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 3, 2022 10:20:49 ago (+0/-0)

Happy Birthday, mine's in 2 days.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 16:51:03 ago (+2/-1)

We get it. Pauls boyfriend was nicknamed The Hammer and carried a huge dildo wherever he went. Nancy forbid Paul from playing with The Hammer.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 16:54:10 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 16:50:43 ago (+4/-0)

I wish I was that good at photoshop.