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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 2, 2022 19:13:46 ago (+0/-0)

29 Things Every Type A Person Will Probably Want To Own- BuzzFeed Staff

You people don't know me but let me explain, I am a Type A person, The Definition, so I looked through this list thinking, "there are always ways for me to improve efficiency and organization......."

Color coded pens? Really? Are we in junior high?

Black women kicking butt folders? wtf does that have to do with.......

Clean/dirty dishwasher magnent? If it's EMPTY, it's clean bitch.

Affirmation cards? !@#$%^&U*I(christ!

Shower notepad? Yeah, all my good ideas happen in the shower.

"Dad" cap? Can you say consoomur?

divided laundry hamper? You know? You can buy a second one right? I know this, for a fact.

I, nor any other "type A" person would forget to feed the dog. It doesn't happen, the internal list that's always ringing in my head goes like....gas the jews, pick up milk, stomp niggers, grab the kids, light the grill, feed the dog, downvote some faggot on Voat, tell diggernicks he's a homo......

Cable clips? Okay, you got me on this one. I want it.

A cozy sweatshirt? lol, I don't need to tell anyone I'm in charge. Even the boss knows I run this shit.

Gen Xers need to be gassed and their fake ass diplomas holocausted.