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Michael Tried to Warn Them Before Kanye

submitted by dalai_llama to whatever 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 14:15:55 ago (+37/-0)     (yewtu.be)

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=RjDJfVbKn1o

No way Michael Jackson wasn't repeatedly abused as a child star in LA. Poor little tar baby never stood a chance in the world's largest briar patch. If only they were safe from the world's Weinsteins by returning to the majestic wildabeests of the sub-saharan savanna; to have a Wakanda of their own.


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[ - ] Hoobeejoo 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 19:17:18 ago (+4/-0)

And they orchestrated a big child molesting scam on him too. I don't think he raped those kids.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 20:56:04 ago (+4/-0)

I don't believe it either. Michael literally had his childhood taken away from him and missed out on being a kid. He tried to reclaim what he lost when he was older but only got branded as a weirdo and later, a pedo. Michael just wanted to be that normal kid that he never got to be.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 15:46:20 ago (+3/-0)

Those kikes cut his balls off to keep his voice pretty.

[ - ] Name 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2022 08:20:26 ago (+0/-0)

He is an interesting guy. Woke up to the JQ and immediately started bleaching his skin.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2022 06:35:28 ago (+0/-0)

yea well, if kanye turns white I'm gonna freak the fuck out

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 14:21:29 ago (+0/-0)

One way flights from New York to Casablanca, Morocco are $207.00 right now if you buy for a late november departure.

Tell me why you think they haven't left already.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 14:24:05 ago (+4/-0)

They can't spell Morocco and they think Casablanca is that Mexican food place down the street?

[ - ] dalai_llama [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 14:30:03 ago (+1/-0)

That place makes a really good salsa. Totally worth destroying my children's future for a taste of that every now and then. I mean, it's not like anyone else could borrow a recipe. Salsa has to be made by the hands of a freshly trafficked migrant or else it just tastes bland.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 14:53:53 ago (+4/-0)

What's funny is Casa Blanca translates to White House.

[ - ] dalai_llama [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 15:41:35 ago (+2/-0)

I thought it was like, Indonesian for a fightin' chicken or something.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 18:48:12 ago (+0/-0)

I will ban a restaurant if they put onion in their salsa. Its just how I'm programmed. You don't put fucking onion in fresh table salsa. Only chunky canned salsa godammit. mother fuckers

[ - ] dalai_llama [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2022 14:27:34 ago (+0/-0)

I'm going with climate change. They can't go back because climate change made them transexuals and as we all know: Ben Affleck needs to keep them safe from the conflict in the East Congo which, by the way, was started by the White man.