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Mmmm. Parasites

I'm sure home lunches are banned and if you tell your kid not to eat the school food he'll be taken from you for "child abuse".

ew

It's like that scene in Jurassic Park where the Aussie says "Clever girl" right before he's eaten alive but instead of a sweet velociraptor it's a horde of parasitic nematodes that eats him from the inside after several months of a dried fig wasp only diet.