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Who would you rather fuck?

submitted by GeneralDisarray to AskUpgoat 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 01:11:19 ago (+1/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

Nancy Pelosi or a dirty hippy bum salesman carrying two hammers?

Who am I kidding. The dirty hippy has this in the bag. Even if you do have to get bashed in the head first.

We would all rather bum a guy than ever see her naked. No amount of hunter Biden's baked goods could motivate anyone to fuck her.

I'm not surprised one bit by any of this.

That's how crazy these degenerates are.

Fucking Pelosi is so disgusting it must be a mason initiation by now.

Just imagine what they could make you do under the threat of leaking your Pelosi sex tape. Maybe that's how they got Fauci?


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[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 03:07:23 ago (+0/-0)

Speak for yourself, closet faggot. I'd rather fuck the reptiloid.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 02:02:49 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure what you're saying, but the ultra wealthy are a special kind of degenerate for sure. Comes with not having to worry about the things the rest of us have to - if everything is handed to you on a plate, you have no motivation to strive for anything better.

[ - ] DeadJewsEVERYWHERE 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 02:55:29 ago (+0/-0)

Always remember... No rich person ever got rich by being good or nice or fair or ethical or anything human. They pay people to make themselves have a human simulation experience. They are reptilian.

[ - ] Khash1488 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 01:13:37 ago (+2/-2)

I mean i hate her but she isnt that gross for an old woman. Better looking than any sheboon and nancy has a great rack.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray [op] 6 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 01:15:08 ago (+6/-0)

Everything is a dating app if your Indian enough!

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 01:33:54 ago (+4/-0)

Vagene and bobs are in the same general vicinity in this case.

[ - ] DeadJewsEVERYWHERE 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 02:59:33 ago (+1/-0)

Gumjob while she slaps her leathery tits on the floor.it makes a sound like Shirley temple tapdancing. JFK loved Nancy and Shirley and Norma Jean, and meth.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 01:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 02:20:49 ago (+0/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/fq1wpa.png

great wine rack indeed.

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 29, 2022 05:05:53 ago (+0/-0)

No I dig old chicks but shes fugly