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White leopard tortoise

submitted by dulcima to Wildlife 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 00:31:29 ago (+36/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/huuvod.jpg



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[ - ] Lordbananafist 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 00:34:52 ago (+5/-0)

In the camps, the Nazi soldiers would feed living jews to a leopard tortoise.

It sounds crazy, but it happened.

[ - ] Leeroythebiglippednigger 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 00:46:35 ago (+4/-0)

That was only if the Jews survives being masturbated by a trained black bear. Most Jews were masturbated to death. Facts

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 02:01:18 ago (+2/-0)

Eagles also pecked their eyes out on holocoaster rides direct to Mengele's lab, so he could extract diamonds from their asses without them seeing it, or something.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 06:37:09 ago (+2/-0)

And then their emaciated, fatless bodies were turned into soap even though fat is one of two main ingredients in soap. It was real in my mind.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 09:24:44 ago (+3/-0)

Not so fun fact: I listened to Irene Zisblatt tell her wild stories in an auditorium in the 90s. The discrepencies and outright cartoon villainy left an impression on me. Researching and trying to verify those crazy tales eventually led me to the jewpill.

If you don't know who that kike was, she was the diamond shitter. Claimed to escape the gas chamber several times, claimed to escape being burned alive in a crematorium, claimed ahe was Josef Mengele's personal favorite test subject- being a part of no less than seven of his experiments. Including but not limited to: Being injected with dyes into her eyeballs to turn them blue for the future master race, test subject for vaccines/poisons, tested to the limits of hypothermia and gangrene, claimed to have been dissected alive, claimed to have been tossed into a pitch black room with knee-high water with other inmates for several days, and those are just the ones I remember.

She claimed dah ebil nahtzees would toss new borns in the air as skeet for target practice, bash their heads in against their Jeeps (sic), claimed she had her camp tattoos laser removed in the 50s (lol), and never told her family about her "experiences" until it became popular to be a victim, etc., etc.

I'm not making any of that up; she said it all. Later research showed me that her stories continually changed/evolved to become slightly more believable.

Totally vicious, lying fucking sociopath.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 10:59:30 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 12:26:51 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like she's had a lot of help pruning her story over the years.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 01:03:15 ago (+3/-0)

Amazing and beautiful. Thanks for that!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 10:30:22 ago (+2/-0)

So pretty!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 06:35:35 ago (+2/-0)

Awesome. I want to give it some lettuce and a tiny top hat.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 07:41:57 ago (+1/-0)

Cute, but like all the folks that want to fight me. Just turtle.

I really need to fight.

[ - ] MartinTimothy 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 02:41:32 ago (+1/-0)*

https://i.postimg.cc/6p76dBfB/Leopard-Tortoise-Warthog.jpg

The African leopard tortoise is known for the amazing patterns that appear on its shell see a map of Australia at right above, this one has a warthog with other quadrupeds and maybe a honey badger in profile right at the top.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 26, 2022 12:01:15 ago (+0/-0)

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