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[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 09:10:21 ago (+7/-0)

If you're about to have a stroke, does your eye close like that?

[ - ] Centaurus 10 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 09:30:17 ago (+10/-0)

That depends on whether I am using my imagination or watching porn.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 6 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 10:50:07 ago (+6/-0)

Vax damage?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 07:59:17 ago (+5/-0)

That only barely looks like Katy Perry.

Where was this actually filmed? When I first saw it it just looked like a fashion show or some shit. Doesn't really explain the mic tho.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 7 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 09:18:55 ago (+7/-0)

It's been like 5 years since I heard that name. She's just blown out and irrelevant, hit the wall. Hear about Jennifer Lawrence recently? Same shit.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 11:29:35 ago (+1/-0)

Who and who?

[ - ] aussie_fuckin_legend 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 17:44:34 ago (+0/-0)

In Australia she is selling fast food delivery services.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2022 00:21:16 ago (+0/-0)

yeah but snoop dog and rafael nadal have both done that too. its not really saying much.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2022 00:20:33 ago (+0/-0)

i would not kick either of them out of my bed for farting.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2022 06:52:35 ago (+0/-0)

I would pay them to fart in my general direction

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 09:41:44 ago (+4/-0)

Well that's weird and even her voice afterward saying commanding our minions to make more noise for her band was weirdly low.

I mean sort of look like Bell's palsy bit the way she touched the side of her face with her finger in her eye opened up again was f****** strange and she did it what twice

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2022 15:59:29 ago (+0/-0)

I haven't really looked at Katy Perry for about 5 years but holy fuck she's gotten ugly in that time. Jesus. WTF happened to her?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 12:09:24 ago (+2/-0)

Who is this dumb bitch?

[ - ] FUBAR 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 07:40:42 ago (+2/-0)

Fake lashes getting stuck together?

[ - ] x0x7 6 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 09:12:29 ago (+6/-0)

I thought about that but it looks like she's struggling to keep it open even before they get shut. Looks a lot like belle's palsy.

[ - ] LookFat 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 10:04:52 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, it closes slowly on its own.

[ - ] autotic 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 20:27:10 ago (+0/-0)

As someone who gets migraines -- sometimes caused by bright lights -- it looked like she was having a bad reaction/mini-seizure from looking into the lights to me.

[ - ] HomerChimpson 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 07:36:31 ago (+2/-0)

Plastic surgery related?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 07:59:50 ago (+3/-0)

Nah. That's something in the head going on

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 13:52:21 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like a sign of nerve damage from the vaccine to me

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 10:23:12 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 17:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

She revels in all cumming on her…

[ - ] wonderfuldonut 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2022 04:18:11 ago (+0/-0)

The last plastic surgeon played a prank, stitched her right eye lid to her left labia majora for a bit of a laugh

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2022 00:53:29 ago (+0/-0)

Mini strokes are apparently a thing now.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 17:37:50 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2022 00:22:22 ago (+0/-0)

yeah what we are seeing here is not 'lazy eye'

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2022 17:34:14 ago (+0/-0)

I'd still lick her bootyhole tho

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 15:14:57 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone told her not to marry Russell Brand. That's what you get from having sex with that guy.

It's either that or the vax.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 11:29:38 ago (+0/-0)

Go watch the video of Justin Biber. Very similar.

[ - ] boogienight 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 14:56:57 ago (+0/-0)

got a link?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2022 11:01:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 11:29:15 ago (+0/-0)

Who?

E: that’s a robot

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 09:26:30 ago (+0/-0)

could be lyrica high, that stuff makes your vision so fucked up, you basically need to keep one eye closed to read or see anything clearly

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique -1 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 12:29:12 ago (+0/-1)

Biodroid