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Well shit. I liked Red Baron Pizza.

submitted by Teefinyomouf to whatever 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 00:11:26 ago (+2/-1)     (www.reddit.com)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 00:58:33 ago (+2/-0)

When I saw OP's title, my first thought was, "oh no, Red Baron pizza is out of business."

After seeing the link, my first thought was, "oh no, I wish Red Baron pizza was out of business."

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 00:27:46 ago (+2/-0)

Stop being lazy and make your own damn pizza from scratch.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 00:21:32 ago (+2/-0)

Let me fill you all in on a big secret. You can go to a store and buy cheese and pepperoni and French bread. You take it home after paying for it unless you're a jogger then it's free (just be careful jogging while nigger). Then you somehow put it all together, stick it in the oven and if you know how to tell time you can cook that pizza yourself and it's 6 million times better than any frozen cardboard premade circle jew.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 01:49:00 ago (+2/-0)

I use nan bread, you can buy a 10 pack at Costco for $3. It’s round and fits perfectly in an air fryer. Tomato sauce, cheese, mushrooms, meat, peppers, 8 or so minutes on high.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 03:02:22 ago (+2/-0)

I've never been to costco and I don't know what nan bread is but that's a good tip and I'll look up nan bread. oh fuck I looked it up. It's Naan bread and it's Indian bread the street shitter bread. Well thanks. I guess French bread isn't much better.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 28, 2022 04:58:13 ago (+0/-0)

If you buy it in an American grocery store, all breads are made using the same glyphosate-treated flour, if it makes you feel any better.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 02:31:53 ago (+0/-0)

Nice

[ - ] GottaGasEmAll 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 00:16:57 ago (+1/-0)

Who the fuck would watch this commercial and not blacklist them instantly.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 00:16:56 ago (+1/-0)

All of us need to give up some of that shit, every big company is owned by the enemy and poisoning us in more ways than advertising interracial faggotry.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 03:26:24 ago (+0/-0)

Yep! Can't improve on that!

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2022 00:22:37 ago (+0/-0)

If you're eating frozen pizza and it's not Dr. Oetker, there's something wrong with you.