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We lost one of the good ones.

submitted by usedoilanalysis to news 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 19:14:19 ago (+11/-0)     (www.reuters.com)

https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/dietrich-mateschitz-red-bull-owner-dies-aged-78-sky-news-2022-10-22/



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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 19:32:43 ago (+4/-0)

Everyone I know that drinks Red Bull has hypertension, anxiety, and heartburn/acid reflux problems. Coffee isn’t good for you either but it’s never fucked me up and you get the same boost.

As for the man that invented RedBull, I don’t know anything about him. Was he based?

[ - ] meat 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 19:55:20 ago (+3/-0)

He was a rich german businessman/sex tourist that discovered Red Bull in thailand or thereabouts. The real stuff is in a short gold can, more syrupy and has ephedra or ephedrine or some other actual pharmaceutical stimulant in it. It is way more tweaky than western red bull. That is all I know about red bull and the kraut that made it global.

Correction: a rich austrian businessman/sex tourist

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 20:04:26 ago (+1/-0)

Super based, he was 'let the beat drop' based. He loved pissing off other billionaires, and their woke garbage.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 17:32:23 ago (+0/-0)

"Let the beat drop"
Hey, can you please explain this to me? I'm missing something here.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 18:16:17 ago (+0/-0)

That's usually the deepest bass line in a song. You can't get more based than that, at least if you're trying to make a failed attempt to be witty.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 19:06:50 ago (+0/-0)

Ok. Thanks

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 20:19:01 ago (+1/-0)

I knew a guy who had a heart issue from too much coffee in one day. Fucker didn't drink any water and was on a 70+hr work "day", but that's life in the military for ya.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 06:25:32 ago (+1/-0)

Everyone I know that drinks coffee puts more sugar in it than a red bull has. Has discolored teeth and perpetual coffee breath.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 19:33:30 ago (+2/-0)

"and once said years ago that he drank 10 to 12 cans of Red Bull a day himself."

[ - ] texasblood 5 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 20:43:33 ago (+5/-0)

Can I borrow a fuck?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 21:18:03 ago (+4/-0)

Fresh out.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] -2 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 22:08:01 ago (+0/-2)

Maybe if you accomplish 1/1,000,000th of what he did, you'd command some respect, instead of just being an internet fuck nigger.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 03:52:10 ago (+1/-1)

You keep niggers for fuck?

[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] -1 points 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 06:26:15 ago (+0/-1)

You fuck niggers?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 21:18:39 ago (+2/-0)

Dat nose doe...

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 03:51:29 ago (+3/-0)

Ut oh. A German and or American company is about to be run by people besides their founder. Prepare for things to get so gay.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 03:55:41 ago (+1/-0)

LOl, long battle with cancer, on top of being triple jabbed i wonder ?/ ...

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 08:13:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] usedoilanalysis [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 23, 2022 08:40:22 ago (+0/-0)

You really don't. A white man builds an empire out of nothing, and gave opportunities to so many people to shine. There's worse things for you than an energy drink.

You could probably use some.