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Coffee!

submitted by boekanier to funny 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2022 08:57:47 ago (+29/-1)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 12:15:06 ago (+1/-0)

Im down to 2 cups of decaf a day. Cant wait till I get the coffee monkey off my back. Coffee just makes you give your money to jews and brown bean pickers. They already get too much of my money.

It will never give you real energy.

[ - ] 15MAR 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 17:22:35 ago (+0/-0)

It will never give you real energy.

Right. One thing we all should learn is that there are no shortcuts in life, not genuine ones. No "energy giving" substance can ever supplant a healthy lifestyle, which includes enough sleep, something most people miss.

Then jews prey on our drive to be productive by peddling unnatural ways of dealing with exhaustion.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 15:02:01 ago (+0/-0)

Now make one for meth.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 22, 2022 10:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

My beacon call.