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I saw this recently and I'm pissed all to hell that it doesn't really exist.

submitted by totes_magotes to funny 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 19:44:33 ago (+30/-0)     (u.smutty.horse)

https://u.smutty.horse/mjvkulxmetx.jpg



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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 21:08:53 ago (+1/-0)

For real, if you wanna make a btchin' grilled cheese, make it on the Foreman grill.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 21:35:24 ago (+4/-0)

No way, dude. Butter in an iron skillet any day.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 23:16:47 ago (+2/-0)*

Partially pre-melt your cheese in the microwave. Not even melt, just slightly warm so it isn't fridge cold when it goes on the skillet. You'll thank me.

The next upgrade is to toast your bread on the inside. Get your bread started without cheese. The browned side is now the inside. Then make a normal grilled cheese from there.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2022 00:11:44 ago (+0/-0)

A thin layer of mayo is all you need.

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 21:12:25 ago (+2/-0)*

"Henry Cheese-sauce" is a perfect name for a product like this. Damn, I wish I had one right now.

Edit: Looked up Remoulade again. Made a mistake. It's a mayonnaise-based sauce, and it has dozens of variations, although none of them include cheese. Well, I like my translation better, even if it's wrong.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 23:10:51 ago (+2/-0)

Dont eat processed cheese. It lowers your testosterone ESPECIALLY IN KRAFT PRODUCTS. ONLY EAT QUALKTY FRESH CJEESE UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A SOYBOY

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 1 point 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2022 00:11:05 ago (+1/-0)

Abraham Lincoln once said "Don't believe everything you read on the internet" right before he invaded China.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 19:49:25 ago (+3/-0)

The possibilities would be endless.

Yeah, now I'm pissed off.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 3 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 20:46:56 ago (+3/-0)

Could you imagine how this would revolutionize pizza and french onion soup? Holy shit.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 22:11:52 ago (+2/-0)

I'd eat a happy merchant pizza, but think about the absolute joy you'd feel putting it in the oven.

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 23:15:18 ago (+4/-0)

Eating something with a picture of a jew on it is almost as disgusting as washing yourself with jewish soap.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 22, 2022 00:20:51 ago (+2/-0)

You need fat to make soap, we can safely assume there was no kike soap made during kike war two. To your other point, I just want to point out that demoralizing warfare works both ways. We win when they kvetch.

[ - ] Sleazy 5 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 20:52:56 ago (+5/-0)

You can have photographs printed on to cakes. So I would imagine that technology could be transferred to cheese

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 23:26:07 ago (+2/-0)

If you were to do it the same way as that you would apply a water soluble paper to it that's already been printed on. If you try to put actual cheese through any kind of a printer I'm pretty sure you're just going to get a jam.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 0 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 21:35:02 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently you can get edible ink printer cartridges for regular printers now.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 10 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 22:09:54 ago (+10/-0)

I'd make 6,000,000 copies of diggernicks, lay them out on a cookie sheets and then, OVEN IT.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 6 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 22:25:28 ago (+6/-0)

Do you have any idea how long that would take? Or how many ovens you would need? Nobody could pull that off!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.6 yearsOct 21, 2022 22:32:27 ago (+2/-0)

Oh yeah, I figured it out a long time ago. It was something like 230 diggernicks per hour, 24 hours per day, every day for 4 years. ANYONE can do that, it's easy.